Rising YouTube star/awkward teenage dweeb Sexman already has a devout following at FilmDrunk, and now he makes his With Leather debut, as he shares with us some excellent football analysis while he watches Super Bowl XLII. Well, it's not so much "analysis" as it is him screaming "POWN THEM!" again and again and again. Sure, it makes me want to break the kid's spine over my knee, but let's be fair: it still beats the hell out of Joe Theismann and Mike Patrick working the same booth.
[Thanks to Sean; also on SbB]
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safe to say that kid is never getting laid unless he pays for it. butthen again we all pay for it one way or another.
/married guy
Kige Ramsey be warned.
I'm putting this kid in charge of the NEA.
Let me first say that I have no problem committing acts of violence upon the youth of America (I get that from my dad). Let me say secondly that if I ever met this kid I would slam him head into a wall a la Al Bundy.
Sexman- the voice of the coming generation, be afraid, very afraid.
I would love to give Sexman the ol’ Tom Porras…yeah, that was pretty gay.
It's safe to say that when this kid beats his dick he spills his brick into his model Millennium Falcon
Sexman has Nick Calathes' teeth
He's got teeth like a castle wall.
He could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
He could eat corn on the cob through a screen door.
Nice, flubby. I had that one typed at first.
So thats what those kids I play on XBOX Live look like.
Didn't realize Professor John Frink had any offspring!
Interesting that when saying the word PWN, it is pronounced PONE. Yet when it is spoken and then re-translated into text form, it becomes POWN.
/putting too much thought into this
We could solve a lot of problems with the youth of this country if we made it legal for problem teens to beat the shit out of this kid (and all kids like him, you know there are more). And it would generate plenty of revenue if they put it on DVD so assholes like me could watch it over and over and laugh until I came.
He'd give his middle nut to start dating Becca.
Sexman > Sean Salisbury brand
Gap between Sexman's teeth > gap between uprights
-It looks like he chews dynamite.
-It looks like his tounge is Godzilla, and he teeth are fleeing Asians.
-It looks like he flosses with boat rope.
-It looks like his teeth have their back turned to each other.
-His teeth look like windows to an old abandoned warehouse.