
It's been a while since we checked up on the quidditch league started up at Middlebury College. What are those coddled privileged douchebags up to when they're not doing mushrooms and praising Howard Zinn?
When the Middlebury College quidditch club launches its spring break road trip from March 22-29, they will be no less than missionaries, spreading the gospel of intercollegiate quidditch to colleges throughout the Northeast. The Middlebury squad has set up visits to eight schools, including Bard College, University of Pennsylvania, Princeton, Columbia, Vassar, Wesleyan, Amherst and Dartmouth. At each location they will provide all the equipment and instruction, and direct an intercollegiate match.
In 2005, students at Middlebury created earth-bound rules for the famous sport depicted in the Harry Potter novels. Since then it has grown into a major phenomenon at the college, with more than 400 students playing in the Middlebury league. The club created a Facebook page called the Intercollegiate Quidditch Association to spread the word and standardize the rules. It now has nearly 65 member colleges from across the country.
I take back everything bad I ever said about the South. I don't want to say that stereotypical drunken frat boys and sorority chicks with low IQs at SEC schools are better people than smart kids at private schools spending their free time playing an invented game from a children's book, but… um… I'm not really sure how to finish that sentence.


Bruce Pearl won't be coaching at any of those schools.
zomg
super ghey to the max
Which of those two in the photo enjoys the stick rubbing between their legs more? I'd say it's a toss-up.
So let me get this straight…Instead of going to Daytona, Ft. Lauderdale, Panama City, Cabo, or any other ass ridden place during their Spring Break, they would rather go to Bard College, University of Pennsylvania, Princeton, Columbia, Vassar, Wesleyan, Amherst and Dartmouth and shove broom sticks up their ass, and pretend they are in Harry Potter? My God, what the fuck is wrong with todays youth?!?!
they will be no less than missionaries
And no more than over-privileged fantasy reading, hygiene ignoring, pimple faced socially graceless virgins whose closest approximation to genital-on-genital sex is a broom between the pasty white legs of capitalism and exclusion.
//I actually went to one of those schools and kind of liked it.
Chinese people should keep throwing their daughters in the Yellow River.
While I'm totally up for inventing new games out of thin air (basketball, anyone?), I'd get myself a lifetime ban from this league within the first five minutes of my first game, for repeatedly hitting other players (including my own teammates) in the face with my cudgel and insisting that I thought they were Voldemort in disguise.
And honestly, anyone that is dumb enough to run around with a wooden stick between their legs is a fucking idiot that deserves the ruptured testicle or anal laceration that is in their near future.
I hope the Ultimate Frisbee team at my Alma Marta beats the shit out of these kids.
WWSM://I actually went to one of those schools and kind of liked it.
Were you giving or recieving the Broom Stick my friend?
Everybody knows that Vassar sucks. Their Beaters and Chasers are JUCO level at best and they don't know their Bludgers from their Quaffles.
i find it extremely necessary for the "players" to have the broomsticks. It is an imperative part of the game.
@ UFF
Would it be possible to steal the 'Kill Kill Kill' tag from KSK and apply it to these articles? They need to die cause, well…… Those nerds are a threat to our way of life…
/Stan Gable
No Davidson team, I'm outraged!
And yet no one signed up for my Calvinball Facebook group…
As an alumnus of this
fineutterly idiotic institution of higher learning, my levels of embarrassment are only exceeded by my sympathy forthose poor soulsthe systematic eradication of Asians, a la Tiananmen Sq and Pol PotWhat day are they coming to Columbia? I've been hoping for an excuse to test out my whompin' stick. It has a rusty nail in the end.
@WCB… that's because calvin ball is way too fucking awesome of an idea for both the sweatervest wearing asian engineers and the gen-ed state schoolers that they scoff at.
Were you giving or recieving the Broom Stick my friend?
Like most chiseled college men, it Depended on how much money I owed my bookie and coke dealer.
Am I right or am I right?
I played a game in college… it was called Bookie. I was so good at it I got asked to leave because it wasn't fair to the students I played against. I dropped to DII and cleaned up at a liberal arts college.
I thought all those schools in the North East already had Lacrosse.
Gotta love the use of visors, nobody wants to lose an eye during the white-hot action of ground based quitticth.
Jesus what a bunch of dorks.
I’m pretty sure after the ‘game’ they have another use for those sticks…till the road dead ends.
Your butt requires more wood Putrid?
I thought all those schools in the North East already had Lacrosse.
My first thoughts exactly. Is there anything sadder than a lacrosse player who thinks he plays a tough cool sport?
Did Zack dare to speak the name of he who shall not be named?!??!
Is there anything sadder than a lacrosse player who thinks he plays a tough cool sport?
A quidditch player who thinks he's being ironic and amusing…and that he might get laid.
quidditch? really? I am so glad that I never saw any of those stupid witch movies.
actually, this game wouldnt be so bad if it had a twist to defense. something like me in camo armed with a paintball gun and a cue ball in a sock wrecking havoc on those losers.
In completely unrelated yet likely related news, Kaz Matsui is out with anal fissures. I bet that anal fissures are the leading cause of playing quidditch.
Your butt requires more wood Putrid
Given the heroic amounts of brown ale farts I've got today, I doubt there is room.
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
I gotta step in and say one thing…I don't know about the other schools, but Bard is like a fucking floating orgy. I wouldn't sit on the couches in the common rooms for fear of catching the herp. I went to a friend's graduation and got propositioned for a three way with two girls within an hour. Those kids will fuck anything at anytime. There's nothing else to do there. As to the three way, one of the girls was hideous, but the other was cute. So I begged off the group thing and hollowed out the cute one for the next week. Don't knock liberal arts colleges. Those girls hate their fathers soooooo much that they will do the nastiest things.
I cannot WAIT until they come to our house at Dartmouth… can you even IMAGINE how hard these people party?
Adds secondbasementdweller as facebook friend. Fucker.
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