Justin Timberlake will be the next host of the ESPYs.
"I'm very excited to be hosting the 16th edition of the ESPYs. I can't wait for the day of the show as I'm truly a sports junkie," Timberlake said. "Since the last ESPYs, there have been amazing moments in sports and I'm looking forward to recapping all of them with ESPN's diehard fans."
Wow, that's pretty cool. Not Timberlake hosting — the fact that I've been not watching the ESPYs for the last fifteen years.
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He looks like the actor in Prisonbreak named michale in this photo. I saw a funny news about him at myinterracialmatch. c o m . It's really funny.
I wish to GOD, that R. Lee Ermey arrived on set immediately after this photo was taken and threw Timberlake in a Wall-Locker.
@ Hugh B Brown-
Also, I'm pretty sure thats not an official Marine t-shirt.
You're right; I don't think it's entirely covered in semen.
That was beautiful. Fuckin' Marines (sorry Matt). Go Army.
@Putrid–I did USN too, but fortunately so did my younger brother. I have enough problems without him being tougher than me.
What with the anchor, Sailor?
I did my hitch in the Navy, but my overachieving younger prick of a brother was a Devil Dog. His favorite shirt was the standard USMC, which he said stands for U Signed the Motherfucking Contract.
Upon sending this photo to him, my vengeance is now complete.
He's a still a more passable Marine than Jake Gyllenhal.
@drederick: That's the inverse of every A-list whore JT ever hollowed out guest hosting The View. If Scar Jo/Biel etc. hosted the Espys there would be more semen splashed screens than Showtime's airing of the 2008 AVN awards. Uff would splash his screen and his Howard the Duck VHS.
@HHWK: I put it up on a tee for you.
Brilliant marketing campaign – Use a pop star adored by women ages 12-24 to target a network with a target demographic consisting of 18-46 year old men.
Oh yeah… I bet Justin Timberlake brings in huge ratings for an already terrible event.
@HHY–I don't think you're gay, but I can't pass up that invitation. Have a swell day, Charles Nelson.
You can tell JT hasn't been in the shit because he ain't got The Stare.
I hope this doesn't turn into a MilFlaWa ( military flame war)
You can call him gay, but if fucking Jessica Biel, Scarlett, and 16 to 18 year old Britney makes a dude gay, feel free to call me Charles Nelson Reilly.
This is a good way for the Armed Forces to get around "don't ask, don't tell".
Put one of these posters up next to the chow line and if a dude doesn't have a fit about him wearing that shirt, he likes cock. The straight guys will take care of the rest.
Also, I'm pretty sure thats not an official Marine t-shirt.
You're right; I don't think it's entirely covered in semen.
HAHAAHAH! Yamabushi is in the running for best post ever
Did you two serve together?
Sure, he’d always have all the encounters with starlets and groupies, but that 1 night in New York, with that young marine and his ‘film school roommates’, that night Justin would never forget.
Prior to this year? Nothing significant happened in the history of sports.
Is he throwing up some signs??? I got some guys that would take a chunk out of his ass… literaly.
Ya know, I think he's giving us a signal…
*makes "bringing sexy back" joke*
*Punches own self in the nuts for making D-Bag joke*
Smello comment in 3…2…1…
Well, at least ESPN now knows that Tony Parker will be in attendance.
I'm truly a sports junkie.
I wonder what his commenter alias is.
If he is such a sports junkie why does he watch ESPN?
Also, I'm pretty sure thats not an official Marine t-shirt. Globe and eagle appear to be missing.
Don't you fucking look at me!
/Halifax Dreadhawk