Justin Timberlake will be the next host of the ESPYs.
"I'm very excited to be hosting the 16th edition of the ESPYs. I can't wait for the day of the show as I'm truly a sports junkie," Timberlake said. "Since the last ESPYs, there have been amazing moments in sports and I'm looking forward to recapping all of them with ESPN's diehard fans."
Wow, that's pretty cool. Not Timberlake hosting — the fact that I've been not watching the ESPYs for the last fifteen years.
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Don't you fucking look at me!
/Halifax Dreadhawk
If he is such a sports junkie why does he watch ESPN?
Also, I'm pretty sure thats not an official Marine t-shirt. Globe and eagle appear to be missing.
I'm truly a sports junkie.
I wonder what his commenter alias is.
Well, at least ESPN now knows that Tony Parker will be in attendance.
Smello comment in 3…2…1…
*makes "bringing sexy back" joke*
*Punches own self in the nuts for making D-Bag joke*
Ya know, I think he's giving us a signal…
Is he throwing up some signs??? I got some guys that would take a chunk out of his ass… literaly.
Prior to this year? Nothing significant happened in the history of sports.
Sure, he’d always have all the encounters with starlets and groupies, but that 1 night in New York, with that young marine and his ‘film school roommates’, that night Justin would never forget.
Did you two serve together?
HAHAAHAH! Yamabushi is in the running for best post ever
Also, I'm pretty sure thats not an official Marine t-shirt.
You're right; I don't think it's entirely covered in semen.
This is a good way for the Armed Forces to get around "don't ask, don't tell".
Put one of these posters up next to the chow line and if a dude doesn't have a fit about him wearing that shirt, he likes cock. The straight guys will take care of the rest.
You can call him gay, but if fucking Jessica Biel, Scarlett, and 16 to 18 year old Britney makes a dude gay, feel free to call me Charles Nelson Reilly.
I hope this doesn't turn into a MilFlaWa ( military flame war)
@HHY–I don't think you're gay, but I can't pass up that invitation. Have a swell day, Charles Nelson.
You can tell JT hasn't been in the shit because he ain't got The Stare.
Brilliant marketing campaign – Use a pop star adored by women ages 12-24 to target a network with a target demographic consisting of 18-46 year old men.
Oh yeah… I bet Justin Timberlake brings in huge ratings for an already terrible event.
@HHWK: I put it up on a tee for you.
@drederick: That's the inverse of every A-list whore JT ever hollowed out guest hosting The View. If Scar Jo/Biel etc. hosted the Espys there would be more semen splashed screens than Showtime's airing of the 2008 AVN awards. Uff would splash his screen and his Howard the Duck VHS.
He's a still a more passable Marine than Jake Gyllenhal.
I did my hitch in the Navy, but my overachieving younger prick of a brother was a Devil Dog. His favorite shirt was the standard USMC, which he said stands for U Signed the Motherfucking Contract.
Upon sending this photo to him, my vengeance is now complete.
What with the anchor, Sailor?
@Putrid–I did USN too, but fortunately so did my younger brother. I have enough problems without him being tougher than me.
@ Hugh B Brown-
Also, I'm pretty sure thats not an official Marine t-shirt.
You're right; I don't think it's entirely covered in semen.
That was beautiful. Fuckin' Marines (sorry Matt). Go Army.
I wish to GOD, that R. Lee Ermey arrived on set immediately after this photo was taken and threw Timberlake in a Wall-Locker.
He looks like the actor in Prisonbreak named michale in this photo. I saw a funny news about him at myinterracialmatch. c o m . It's really funny.