Walkoff Walk, a baseball blog that's so horrible that you'd swear it actually had a glass ceiling, points us to a New York Times article about Blue Jays third baseman Scott Rolen and his reluctance to discuss Tony La Russa, his former manager, and playfully insinuates that Rolen might be insane.
There are few conditions more debilitating than chronic paranoia. While I'm no medical expert, I can't help but wonder if the malady is part of a larger condition hinted at in the article: Self Destructive Behavior.
You are no medical expert, but your Hummer's back seat is so big someone could perform an abortion in it (link NSFW for language). And there's your baseball post for March. — Monday Morning Punter
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I like the phrase "perform an abortion".
Like when you finish vacuuming out the scrambled tot, you get to affect a gymanst dismount pose and yell "Ta-da!!!!"
I have no idea what any of that means whatsoever…
No and Yes…
I think it means that Rolen is being haunted by Josh Hancock's stoned ghost.
I work at a upscale St. Louis steakhouse and on numerous occasions, I have waited on Rolen. He is definetley has a weird personality…not to mention he puts ketchup on a $40 steak. If that's not crazy, then I don't know what is.
Yes and Yes.
Baseball? We're talking about baseball?
Can't wait for the Crazy Train to derail.
Hell Yes and Fuck Yes….
I hate the fucking Cardinals, but I do love that picture.
What the hell's the post about?
Cmon Dave, we all know there are no upscale places in Saint Louis. Where did you really meet Rolen?
I think Steakhouse might be code for something. what with baseball being gay and all.
Swany, seriously… No to the first girl? Dayum.
Reasons 1,2,3 and 4 why I am a diehard St. Louis Cardinals fan.
@Tim
She's got that hat ridin' way to high, like a trucker, which only means that she is fully, 100% St. Louisian. The other one I at least hold out hope for, plus she's cuter.
@swany: yes, but the line from her armpit all the way down to the undercarriage of her boob. and the cleavage, thrusting it out at me, making me do things!
Yea, I do feel a little gay now for being picky… Tagteam?
…back again