If this isn't reason enough for more Dikembe Mutombo coverage, I don't know what it takes. Here are Deke's Rockets teammates — still amidst that 19-game winning streak — providing commentary on and impressions of the 41-year-old center (full name: Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo). He's probably one of three or four people on Earth that actually warrants a reality TV show about his life. Please, TV gods, make it happen.
On the off chance that you've never seen Deke play golf, ride a horse, or wax poetic about life in general, this is is mandatory viewing.
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Bobby Jackson does an excellent imitation of a basehead.
yeah, who knew guys were still imitating chris washburn?
WWSM: Or cookie monster, singing C is for cookie. I heard the comparison on the radio, and I nearly fell out of my chair in my cube, and it wasn't because of my liquid lunch.
Never write out Deke’s full name. It brings to mind Stu Scott saying it and nobody wants that.
I heard the producers of that clip were frustrated with Shane Battier because in mid-sentence he kept falling to the floor for no reason.
But seriously, who will sex Mutombo?
I will. In a totally hetero way.
@Sam: I heard the producers were frustrated w/T-Mac because he'd never look directly at the camera…or was it he was looking at two cameras at once?
What I'm saying is that his eyes freak me out.
Battier sound like Yoda
He sounds like an African Macho Man Randy Savage.
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo. So, he's from Africa then? I'm going to memorize that name if it's the last thing i do, and it will be.
Shane Battier would definitely sex Mutombo. That was his major at Duke.
Sound like Yoda, Battier does.
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the username finally pays off…..
Yao is like, damn, I have no idea what you're saying, Deke–I only speak Chinese and English.
Sounds like Ahnold!!!!