Pacman Jones, likely bound for reinstatement into the NFL following a yearlong suspension for his role in a strip club shooting that led to a bouncer's paralysis (the suspension exacerbated, no doubt, by his extensive arrest record for various things like spitting on women), appeared on Michael Irvin's radio show yesterday. FanHaus has the highlights:
• Jones talks about his extremely rough childhood and admits that "It's getting to the point where it ain't no time for slip-ups right now…"
• Jones admits that visiting a strip club the night before meeting with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (a meeting that was to decide Jones' NFL future, by the way) was "a bad decision … it was one of the dumbest decisions I've ever made." [...]
• Despite sitting out last season, Jones says he's good for two wins a year all by himself.
• When asked if he's done with strip clubs, Jones offered this: "I cannot say ever, ever … But I can say they won't see me [in strip clubs] for the next three or four years."
I fuckin' feel that, man. I'm a recovering addict myself. I haven't been to a strip club in over a year. I won't go to one tonight, and I probably won't go tomorrow. But the thought of not going into one for the rest of my life? That's terrifying. I mean, there are NAKED WOMEN in there! And they'll rub against me if I give them money! And I have money!
…Ah crap. So much for not going to a strip club tonight.
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"And I have money!"
Since when?
From Pac boy to Pac man.
Jones says he's good for two wins a year all by himself
Let him be his own team then. That would be awesome. Tell me you wouldn't shoot your wife while making a hole in your wall with at .22 to hook your DirecTV to see that.
I'd shoot my wife anyway
No Tim, but I'd have someone shoot into a strip club and hit a bouncer to paralize him.
Jones says he's good for two wins a year all by himself
Note to Bill Parcells: Signing Pacman instantly makes the Fins 300% better.
Enjoy:
[blogs.kansascity.com]
Jones admits that visiting a strip club the night before meeting with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (a meeting that was to decide Jones' NFL future, by the way) was "a bad decision … it was one of the dumbest decisions I've ever made."
He then added, "You know, right behind that time I made it rain, starting a fight that eventually led to an innocent man being shot an paralyzed. Oh, and its also behind the time I decided to risk any future of playing in the league by becoming a pro wrestler…while still on suspension from the NFL. And I guess you can say that time I spit on a bitch while drunk in 2006 was worse than this. Lets just say that decision was in the top five."
"It's getting to the point where it ain't no time for slip-ups right now…"
I can see where pacman is coming from. After that third accusation of kidnapping and rape, I began to realize that it was almost time to stop abducting teen runaways and storing them in my basement.
Almost time.
This is like Hitler confessing that he actually didn't mean to kill all 6 million jews. It was just a joke at first that got way outta hand.
Was he actually any good when he was playing? I can't seem to remember anything about him except his idiot name and his GTA antics.
I expect PacMan to have a similar funeral like this guy had.
[www.weirdasianews.com]
Two wins by himself? Al Davis just offered a decade worth of first round picks and a $200 million contract for him.
If anyone ever deserved to be brutally beaten solely because of how annoying they look in a picture, it's this assclown for that picture. Words cannot describe how much that picture annoys me.
Why would anyone give Michael Irvin a radio show??? I'm sure the cops in Dallas are really glad that he gives weekly profiles on his favorite coke dealers/hookers/Nate Newton.
Apparently his suspension was good for 2 more wins and and a jump of about 25 slots in overall defense for my Titans last year… WITH THE EXACT SAME STARTERS ON D minus this douchecanoe.
No, no….you have to listen to his interview. He actually said he wouldn't be going to any "skrip clubs" (although I am not quite sure what a skrip is) I would imagine that going to a strip club would be just fine in his judgment.
As much as I hate to say it, he probably is good for one win a year on whatever team he is on.
I agree with Enrico though, about Michael Irvin having his own radio show being the most bizarre part of the story. I mean from the radio side, Mike can't speak English. Hell, guys that are fluent in ebonics listen to Mike and are like…"Huh!???". And from Mike's standpoint, why on earth would he pick a media format where no one can see what ridiculous suit he is wearing?
I like this guy. It's so funny. Someone saw his profile with some photos on myinterracialmatch. c o m , where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. He feels lonely, doesn't he?