In the endless wake of a lingering fascination with some female pole vaulter comes another, much cooler female pole vaulter. Her name is Melanie Adams, and I will happily get in line with all the other sports bloggers to lavish the 20-year-old with praise, attention, and phone calls that consist of nothing but heavy breathing.
She's Australian, therefore born to sweat, and she's been vaulting since the age of 11. She has her sights set on the 2010 Commonwealth Games in Delhi and indeed on the 2012 London Olympics, and she looks up to the aboriginal Aussie Cathy Freeman and Tatiana Grigorieva, the Russian-Australian pole vaulter who won gold at the Commonwealth Games of 2002…
One day, she says, "I'd like to enter the Miss Universe pageant." Only there's a problem. "I'm hoping to build my profile, but it's hard when I'm in Melbourne and they (her modelling agency) are in Sydney."
Probably the best thing about Melanie is that she's okay with a little exposure. God forbid someone already in the public eye should get some attention from a blog, causing a front-page Washington Post story that draws the highfalutin arbiters of right and wrong out of the woodwork. Hey shitheads, how about you fuck off and I'll just keep this outpost of free speech intact? Thanks.
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Begin "pole" jokes in 3, 2, 1…….
The first pole joke:
I'd let her use my pole to vault 21 feet!
You get where I was going with that? The pole in that joke is my penis! Get it?
she can vault my pole… thats all i got
empty jenkem balloon fellas, empty jenkem balloon :(
Also, what does that fact that she's Polish have to do with anything? Is Sarah Spain Spanish just because of her last name? Am I saying this outloud?
God I wanna make sweet sweet love down by the fire to a sexy woman right now.
Australian= sweating? Who knew?
Born to sweat? We have much in common, Miss Adams. Of course, I weigh 400 pounds, dine exclsively on deep-fried chili, and reside in the attic of my mother's Florida home.
Call me!
@Hugh:
You moved out of the basement?
She's Australian, therefore born to sweat, and she's been vaulting since the age of 11.
I am an Army Brat, therefore I was born to fuck, and I have been fucking since 15. Lets work some sweat, vaulting, and fucking in my basement…Just don't mind the smell.
I pole vaulted for the junior varsity track and field team in high school and i dont remember any girls looking this good.This is just more reason for me to move to Australia.
<—–howling like a wolf
I stand by my Stokke. U-S-A! U-S-A!
I'm calling her Melanie, because she is so.
Why is Australia so damn sexy? I swear I'd fuck a koala bear if it meant uncovering this phenomenon. Or if it was a hot koala bear.
Hey shitheads, how about you fuck off
Now, now… annoying as it was, we all know that controversy was the best thing to happen to this site since Kleenex travel packs.
I'll believe this fox is actually a pole vaulter once I actually see some snaps of this bitch vaulting something, not glamour shots. Until then, it's back to mental imagry of classic hairy porn with Ms. Adams.
Stokke is still way hotter even with her clothes on.
@ West Coast Bias
There aren't any basements in Florida. Well, other than the NBA Southeast Division Basement, the NL East Division Basement, the AL East Division Basement, and the AFC Eastern Division Basement. But those are all occupied.
Swany–click on the Fan IQ link and your wish is granted. Big up to whoever designed her athletic attire, and whoever convinced her to wear it. "It will also help your vaulting if you rub your breasts together before you start. Lowers the coefficient of dynamic friction."
If you're like me, uou want to see her dresses as Wonder Woman and you want to see her butt. Click the FanIQ link. Voila.
*typing with my hard on.
She's Australian, therefore born to sweat
I had heard that Australians were born to die.
//Heath Ledger
Thanks HHWK… I am very satisfied with that decesion to follow your advice which was if I may say, timely. See there is only a small window when I can get the company bathroom to myself and, well…. You get it… Thank ;)
@ Enrico
WOW
Probably the best thing about Melanie is that she's okay with a little exposure.
But is she ok with a little A2M. That's a deal breaker.
the unmistakable tag on melanie's bikini bottom is from a great aussie institution devoted to the display of the female body: wicked weasel bikinis. …thank me later.
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