03.14.08 MORE ON BUCHHOLZ AND HIS PENTHOUSE PET
Yesterday's revelation that Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz is dating Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson was a delightful development for masturbation addicts and people who read sports blogs (quick Venn diagram of those subsets: Ο), but Clay's father didn't have details of how they met when he confirmed it on WZLX.
In what you should probably call a With Leather exclusive, a reliable and anonymous source at Penthouse disclosed the details of their meeting:
[Ellyson] and Buchholz met at Scott Ferrell's live remote from the Super Bowl–at Hooters, naturally. Buchholz asked to be introduced to all 15 Penthouse Pets present that day, but it was Erica Ellyson who hit it off with him right away. She flew down to Tampa a few weeks ago at his invitation to visit him during spring training.
It must be nice to be a pro athlete. I wonder if he made that demand while sitting on a huge satin pillow as he was fed grapes by hand. "There are nude models here? Bring them before me! Parade the beef!" I can't think of a more romantic way to meet. Unless he asked her how much it was for a lap dance.
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MORE ON BUCHHOLZ AND HIS PENTHOUSE PET
That Clay is dedicated to the art of pitching. He only chooses the toughest and most used up vagheen to practice his hook slider grips on.
Fuck this guy, for his ability to do that!
Congrats Clay!
Uff you only gave us threeve very safe for work pics yesterday of this fine little kitten… Help a brother out?
@ swany: Here she is with another favorite of mine, Codi Milo:
http://www.ericaellyson.net/penthouse/codi-milo/
NSFW, obviously
There better be a reality show in the works.
Ferrall with an A. Not that it's important.
If Clay also demanded a ranch dressing hose, then he truly has the whole thing down.
Ferrall is an A…and, he's not important…
Yesterday a Howard Stern mention and today a Scott Ferrell mention. Is Matt a SIRIUS fanboy?
/XM Fanboy
@ Uff
That's some quality hair pulling. Mucho Gusto.
Cody Milo > The Adventures of Milo and Otis > Milo the Janitor from the early seasons of Saved By The Bell
A Venn diagram joke always brightens my Fridays.
(And, oddly enough, I also fall into the other two categories cited for your diagram.)
I know Penthouse Pets are the dumbest of the dumb centerfolds but seriously? This guy?
http://www.pawsox.com/files/1.1184080792.jpg
I only manage to pick up women from "Basement Apartment Pets".
Did you say "parade the beef?" I'll raise you a "I find this beef fit for consumption." and prove myself a tool.
Surprised he imported a hottie skank to Tampa. Bit like bringing sand to beach, but unfortunately Jeter bangs the entire town in the off-season. Should have saved her for the Pittsburg and Cleveland road trips.
Bucholz is just keeping up a tradition for us Beaumont boys. We all get to bang women like this. And by women like this, I mean skanks with little self-respect who were likely abused by their father, uncle, mother, or older brother.
Go Yankees! Fuck the Red Sox!
Her Daddy must be so proud.
http://www.asredas.com/video/419/Little_Hottie_Erica_Ellyson_Playing_With_Her_Pussy/
What do girls from Mississippi and baby bear cubs have in common? They both like to suck their paws….
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