
Cardinals quarterback and former USC standout Matt Leinart continues his offseason regimen of hanging out in the hot tub and getting underage coeds from Arizona State drunk. Does God hate you? Before today, we couldn't be sure. But these photos pretty much confirm it. Sorry.
The Dirty has the details on many of the girls in these (and more) photographs, and it appears most or all of them graduated high school in 2006, placing them in the 19-20 age range. Leinart is just shy of his 25th birthday, so there doesn't seem to be anything too scandalous about this party. Oh, well, except the illegal part. Excuuuuuuse me, Mister Clarence Darrow. Not all Americans know every obscure blue law in the country, like "the drinking age is 21" or whatever.
Leinart's buddy Nick Lachey, on the other hand, is 34. If you're 34 and can tolerate a conversation with a 19-year-old girl, congratulations: you are functionally retarded. But I guess the TV show about being married to Jessica Simpson probably should have tipped us off about that one.


Ahhhh, the dreaded "RIP" in the MySpace Display Name! "U May be Baby Mama, but Bitch I'm Wifey!"
I thought ASU co-eds were supposed to be hot? RIP BRI Courtney is but the others look like Lehigh students on spring break.
Bring Bri Justice!
/single fist in air
@ twoeightnine:
I think they go to Wellesley
In other news, Brynn Cameron be hating.
The over/under on abortions resulting from this party is 2.5.
What kinda country is this turning into when guys are using alcohol on woman of any age?!?!? Shame Matt, shame!
@enrico – any word on the line for Valtrex prescriptions being filled?
It's nice to see Deuce Lutui helping out with the beer bong. It however is disturbing to Deuce wearing a blue bikini top.
Why’s he holding the funnel right-handed? Thought he was a lefty …
Dear Matt,
Thanks for hooking me up yet again. You're a true bro, bro.
Sincerely,
Matt's Dick
Hey Matt,
How is your son doing?
jesus he even sucks at holding a funnel!
"And like, Matt Leinhart was there, and like, he was like, holding the beer bong, and like it was like sooooo awesome!!! He's like sooo cool!"
I like the grip she's working there.
That photo begs for a Photoshopping.
289?
yeah, i expected more playboy mansion material at his parties. those big dresses are hiding something. If you are sporting a gunt as a co-ed, the future looks very dim for you in the future.
It's so funny. I often watch some funny videos and photos on myinterracialmatch.c o m . It said that there are some hot star such as Britney's photoes and videos there.