03.14.08 LEBRON AND GISELE ON COVER OF ‘VOGUE’
LeBron James will become just the third man to grace the cover of Vogue in the magazine's 116-year history. He'll appear in the upcoming April issue with Gisele Bundchen… who OH MY GOD is Tom Brady's girlfriend! Yarrrr, intersport superstar rivalry, dead ahead!
Wearing a tank top, shorts and sneakers from his own Nike clothing line, James appears on the cover dribbling a basketball and screaming as if in game mode while throwing one arm around supermodel Gisele Bundchen with Tom Brady nowhere to be found…
Bundchen wasn't intimated by James' frame. "He doesn't really make you feel small, even though he is big," she says in the magazine. "I think my leg is like the size of his shoe."
Oh man, you know what this means. If blogs have proven anything, it's that people who are photographed together are having sex. And Gisele's even commenting on by LeBron's amazing "shoe size." Why, she's not even being subtle! She may as well have announced that Annie Leibowitz photographed their entire sexcapade. Which, to be honest, I'd kind of like to see. What? Black dudes are sexy.
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There are 14 comments about:
LEBRON AND GISELE ON COVER OF ‘VOGUE’
I thought Maxim had the patent on the 'Shit Issue'? Except Maxim goes a little overboard by releasing 12 shit issues a year.
LeBron's "o" face is scary.
That's outstanding work 289, so much so that I didn't notice until my second glance.
King Kong and Fay Wray? Honestly, why choose the picture where he's roaring like a giant ape? Someone call Al Sharpton.
If Tommy thinks this is the first time she's been that close to a black man's penis, he'd be wrong. Brazilian chicks love black cock in their asses. At least the ones on the internets do.
Large Penis…
Tom Brady is thinking that after Lebron is done, sex with Gisele will be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
Mind if we dance wit yo dates?
It would be interesting to see who would win an "ass-off" between Brady and the King. Sounds like a vh1 reality show…Ron Jeremy as the host???
"Once you go Black, you'll dump that Quarterback."
"You like getting nailed by The King, baby?"
As payback, Brady will start nailing an tall, exotic foreigner close to Bron-Bron's heart…Zydrunas Ilgauskas.
@Alex -
For some reason that sounds more like Mitch Fatel.
FUCK YEAH!
/Cavs Fan.
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