Oh my word, I think I see a vagina. Can they show that?

7-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong bought a sculpture:

The Tour de France champion attended the Scope Art Fair at Lincoln Center the other day and dropped $20,000 on a wooden sculpture from the ADA Gallery by Richmond, Va., artist Morgan Herrin. The sculpture – composed of chiseled and sanded 2-by-4's – is of a naked woman with erect nipples holding a sword, and with what looks like an octopus obscuring most of her face except her lips. A rep for the gallery confirmed the purchase.

Surely Lance can afford better pornography. Unless, he wants to have actual intercourse with the sculpture? It would be the natural progression from a bony Sheryl Crow and a bonier Ashley Olsen. It would also explain the octopus over the face. -KD