You can laugh all you want at chimpanzees and monkeys. I'm stocking up on canned goods, bottled water, and guns for the coming Primate Wars. And whoever trained that chimp in martial arts will go down in history as one of mankind's greatest traitors.
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Nostradamus said it would be a man with a mullet who betrayed us.
College Pork? Is that in Maryland?
Chuck Norris isn't afraid..
I'm more afraid of the boxing kangaroo or the giant panda.
/E. Gordo
That's nothing. You should see him fuck drunk girls. That chimp has skills.
I bet his name is something awesome like Bruce Chimpanzee and he fights crime with Cluck Norris and Jean Claude Van Ham. Sometimes I wish I still smoked pot.
so this is how the revolution begins?
"Bobby – I want him out of commission."
Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
"Caesar… Caesar! This is not how it was meant to be."
"And whoever trained that chimp in martial arts will go down in history as one of mankind's greatest traitors."
Amen. This is on par with giving weapons to some freedom fighters in Afghanistan back in the 70's, but worse. Sure, short term it's an entertaining idea, but in the long run…every one is dead.
I got $20 that says the chimp stops Tim Sylvia in the first round.
Looks kinda slow to me. Now i've got a baboon that eats lightning and craps thunder. This guy is a wrecking machine! And he's hungry! Probably because he only eats lightning.
Is Charlton Heston still alive? If he is, then I'm thinking I'll send this to him and he won't be for long.
If there is a massive humans/primates battle to the death, who does Patrick Ewing side with???
and people said grandma's boy was all fake. looks like they had something right with a black belt monkey
Patrick Ewing sides with the CHUDs that are even now tunneling beneath our human cities.
Somewhere, someone has a bullet with that hairy motherfuckers name on it.
Muwahahahahah…
Phase One of my world domination plan is complete!
Phase 1: Teach Monkeys kung-fu
Phase 2: Everyone gets a Monkey Butler! How nice…
Phase 3: Surprise! Why yes… yes that is my loyal army of kung-fu-master Monkey Butlers killing you! Funny you should ask…