The Celtics snapped the Rockets' 22-game win streak (second-longest in NBA history, natch) last night with a 94-74 victory, and thank God for that. The Rockets are nice and all, but they're not nearly interesting enough to write about every time they win. I'd wake up every day ready to write about lesbian cheerleading scandals and be forced to write about the Rockets. So with this over I can finally turn to what really matters: lesbian cheerleading scandals. Umm, so if you know about any lesbian cheerleading scandals, I guess… let me know?
Oh, right: Celtics-Rockets. Kevin Garnett (22/11) and Paul Pierce (20 points) led the way for the C's, and Leon Powe added 21 points in 20 minutes off the bench. The rest of the game was the usual formula for Boston: stingy-as-fuck defense.
Elsewhere in the Association: Suns win 5th in a row… Lakers cough up big lead but hold on to win against Mavs… Nuggs follow up 168-point game with a defensive gem, allowing 136 against Detroit in a loss… Charles Barkley is still wearing mock turtlenecks. What's that about?
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/226/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/LeBron-HS-Stats-180x180.gif)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/Kate-Upton-Jersey-Model-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/Sad-James-Dolan-is-Sad-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/wilt-chamberlain-cat-180x180.png)
Umm, so if you know about any lesbian cheerleading scandals, I guess… let me know?
I'm on it. The national cheerleading championship is held here in Orlando every year, and restraining orders and my sexual predator status be damned, I'm on a mission.
I am on it also…I have a few cheer leading outfits left over from…….Wait……Uhhhhh…Disregard…Has anybody heard of Doogie Univ.? We have cheerleaders, and I smell a scandal occuring as we speak!
Charles Barkley is still wearing mock turtlenecks. What's that about?
Maybe you could have Dwyane Wade ask him. Dwyane is in Charles' Five.
Great. One more thing for Boston fans to celebrate. Just what we needed in this season full of dull sports and non-stop rain.
By the way, did anyone happen to read the article about Boston fans in the latest issue of Maxim? Good stuff.
Dwyane and Charles should just get it over and fuck already. The sexual tension between those two is putting the "bare ass" back in embarrassing.
In defense of the Nuggs… Carmelo Anthony, defensive specialist, was a little under the weather.
@wwsm
Glad it's not just me. Strange, strange Charles stalking Dwyane.
Nothing gives me a boner quite like Uff's NBA Recaps.
what about lesbian Rockets power dancers?
(oh, sorry… still thinking about the catholic schoolgirl outfits they wore last night)
The Pistons scored 136? Were they playing 30-minute quarters or something?
Did bp use "read" and "Maxim" in the same sentence?
Did bp use "read" and "Maxim" in the same sentence?
Basketball is over? Seriously?
I'll have to investigate further, as this sounds too good to be true.