Year in and year out, the Spurs are the ugliest good team in the NBA, and while a lot of that stems from Tim Duncan's Sampras-like excellence, Manu Ginobili's flopping, and Tony Parker's stupid French face and bitch wife, it would be impossible to understate just how big of a cocksucker Bruce Bowen is. And I don't mean cocksucker in the good way, like he's neat and dresses well. I mean he deserves to be tied with barbed wire to a fence post in the wilds of west Texas in the dead of summer.
Here's Bowen cheap-shotting Chris Paul — only the most talented point guard in the league, and by most accounts one of the smartest and nicest players as well — with a knee to the face. Why? Possibly because the Hornets were kicking the Spurs' asses (they won 100-75). But more likely because he's a cocksucker.
Oh, and the refs called the foul on Paul, of course. The NBA: where bullshit happens.
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What a dick.
Least he left both his ankles in tact. He could have pulled the usual and undercut him.
"That's what you get for having two first names!"
CP was asking for it. If he didn't want it, he wouldn't have been on the floor like that.
But…..I thought the Spurs played the game the right way?
Chris Paul = nicest player? I seem to remember him having a thing for crotch punches.
The real question is which league has the worst refs and the dumbest rules, NBA or NHL?
The edge probably goes to the NBA because no ones been caught betting on games they reffeed in the NHL (yet)
@Dr.
Yeah, but that was against Julius Hodge (aka Starvin' Marvin') who I'd easily punch in the dick for looking at me.
@wwsm:
And while he's down there, he should just lie there and enjoy it.
/Knight-ified
@CanadianMark- I would say the NBA for this reason- they have fouls that are not called all the time (like traveling) and they create phantom fouls on people guarding the leagues superstars (see whoever is guarding Wade, Dwayne). The NBA just sucks. There I have said, I feel better.
Chris Paul totally smacked Bowen in the knee with his face. How could you see it any differently? Paul should have been ejected for that Zidane.
//"Zidane may have been misspelled, but who cares. Screw him he's French.
Never trust a guy named Bruce. They will either try to hurt you, sodomize you, or hurt you by sodomizing you.
//remembering the time I “met” Bruce Vilanch
The arena crowd was so outraged they all signed a petition to ban Bowen.
The have 150 signatures.
I was at the game and the crowd FREAKED OUT after that bullshit. EVERY SINGLE TIME the Spurs had the ball or the refs called a foul for the rest of the game, the crowd was on its feet booing.
It was beautiful.
OJ could learn a thing or two about feigning innocence from this douche…
and my hatred of the Spurs continues to grow…
seriously fuck Bruce Bowen, who here wouldn't pay for the privilege to wipe the What'd I Do? look off of his bitchass face?
It would be cool if he was an awesome asshole. Like that kind that punches kids in the face.
This is NBA basketball played in the grand tradition of Bill Laimbeer. If you don't like hard contact and cheap shots, try birdwatching.
I love the hands up, it's like the Spur's Nuremberg defense.
fuck the spurs. i hope they move back into first in the west just so they can pull a '07 mavs and lose to the warriors in 6
You can bet on hockey?
My favorite part is that the announcer had to repeat "Thats NOT a good foul" at least a dozen times, because I'm sure your average Basketball fan couldn't have figured that out without the qualifier ;)
Bowen straight destroyed that fag with a knee shot, BOOM right in your face bitch ass cunt. Pussy ass chris paul got his face wrecked.
If Chris Paul doesn't want to get kneed in the face then he shouldn't cough up the rock.
/Huge Spurs fan
@ ondadownlow– down low as in, buttsecs with men, but not admitting it to your wife?
They weren't booing, they were yelling "Boo-owen." Of course, the context was "Boo-owen, choke on a dick."
"I disagree about Chris Paul and all."
Signed,
Julius Hodge and his balls.
Paul is just lucky he didn't get a cock in his mouth. Not that he would complain so I'm not sure what's lucky.
@Tyler
Every NBA player becomes a defense lawyer when it comes to fouls of any kind. The "game" has been ruined for years.