GREG ODEN WENT GROCERY SHOPPING
03.24.08Not much in the way of NBA news for the last week, so I'm ending today with this little bit of whimsy: future TrailBlazers center Greg Oden at the grocery store. It's good to see such a young man with so much money grounded in reality. Because seriously, who puts heavy shit on top of light bulbs and eggs?
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Eggs, aisle 2.
Bread, aisle 3.
Gigantic intimidating black men, aisle 4.
I just locked my car door.
He's a chameleon
Ketchup or catsup???
He looks like Leonard Smalls in “Raising Arizona”.
Yep. That’s all I got. Movie references.
Neither…
Hotsauce.
Not much in the way of NBA news for the last week
Yeah, this site is usaully jam packed with NBA stuff.
He looks like LeBron James at 75 years of age.
who puts heavy shit on top of light bulbs and eggs?
Cousin Eddie.
Also I love the part where the reporter asks him if he gets recognized when he goes out. No man, 7'2" black men are a dime a dozen in Portland.
@Herc
That's pretty cheap…
Oh no he didn't…
Who said the big man can't be dynamic?
Also, it appears that after that interview, that spunky young reporter developed some sort of jaw dysfunction.
MrC, are you the same MrC from SAS on SomethingAwful?
Using that avatar, I can only assume so.
I once saw Lovie Smith at the grocery store…. He was buy like 10 gallons of orange juice..
so i guess he likes orange juice.
Fuck man, I used to work at that store.
Bizarre.
Will this thread be followed up by Diana Taurasi Takes A Shower? Because that would be super.
i love how the sportscaster noted at the the end how greg oden "… is extraordinary!."
yes, the way he grocery shops is amazing, i must admit. the way he bought hotdogs and looked for strawberry milk is not something your mere mortal could achieve.
fucking plank.