In a funny but ridiculously long video (two minutes of exposition? Really?), Peter Rosenberg of This Is Why Duke Sucks re-imagines Eminem's "Stan" as a Coach K-obsessed Duke fan. It's pretty good.
There's not much really to add to that, so I wanted to make one final announcement about With Leather's Pool of Hard Knocks NCAA Tournament Super Contest. There are only a couple spots remaining in Pool 4 (Pool 4 and prize info HERE), so I just opened Pool of Hard Knocks 5. After you go to the Yahoo sign-in page, enter group # 165178. The password is "assblast". Pool 5 will be the last group I set up, so this is your last chance for the iTunes card and nudie mags that we're handing out.
I hate to be genuine, but I'm really looking forward to March Madness finally kicking off tomorrow. I can't wait to drink and watch sports during work. Usually I just drink.
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Here's hoping I come back from my 4 day Easter weekend in the homeland to discover that I'm still in the running for the nudie mags…
/doesn't really want to be a lesbian
March Madness doesn't kick off, it tips off. Idiot.
//Enrico's bustin' chops today…no one is spared
Reality question: is there a $200 1st prize & 5 subscriptions for each of these 5 pools, or do I have to beat out the 2000 other bastards in the other 4 pools to finally get my Neil Diamond collection up to date?
Oh — I have no idea if this is possible in the Yahoo groups, but it would be cool to have a live chat for WL smack talk during the games.
@FM: A "live chat" among WL readers would no doubt violate the stipulations of many'a parole, and no doubt draw the interest of the FBI's cyber crime unit.
Also, it'd be a sausage fest of biblical proportions.
+1 Hugh B. Brown.
Also anyone else taking the route I am by watching the games online while getting paid at work? Thats the god damn American way.
I won't lie guys – I hope you can see it in your hearts to pick bad brakets and let me win – I have no other source of nudie girls – it's my only source.
I love the pout-y look on Coach K's face when Duke loses. In olden days, he must have been picked on a lot by the schoolyard bully.
That Mini Clubman ad is pissing me off, staring at me smugly.
That's a pretty funny video. I still will never fully understand all the hate, but I like it anyway. Hey terp210, have a good week. Good luck with Syracuse.
Now that Josh McRoberts is gone, who's stepped up as Duke's Designated Cryer?
@IHTGMM
Unfortuantely, I hate the Big East more than I hate Duke. In its entirety. Especially Georgetown.
The points distribution on the brackets sucks – it's too top-heavy. For example, let's say after the first three rounds I'm beating you by a single point. You nail all four of your final four picks, and then correctly pick the winners of those two games too, but miss the champion. On my side, my pick for the tournament winner goes through and takes it all, but of all the other picks I only manage to hit one other final four team. I win.
It's kind of a moot point, since I'm gonna destroy all your sorry asses anyhow, but it still irks me. A better point distribution is 2-3-5-7-10-15.
I have to honest, I'm chuckling on the inside.
terp210, again, best of luck against Syracuse. I too am no fan of the Big East. At least the ACC got BC, Miami, and VT from them.
@MakingItRain:
It's the Canadian way too buddy – we've got an office pool as well but a ridiculous # of side bets on single games and props. March madness = best gambling opportunity of the year!
Duke sucks. Check our site
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thanks
LET'S GO DUKE!!! LET'S GO DUKE!!!! LET'S GO DUKE!!!!
SCREW THE HATERS. LET'S GO DUKE!!!!
Had to do it. :-)
@Hoju
Fuck?! Canadiens like basketball????
Chris Bosh +1000
I thought the Canadian way was an OHL game followed by a Tim Horton's donut run followed by a Blue Rodeo concert.
Enjoy the NIT, all you insecure candy ass Terp fans. The reason you suck is a lot more simple – your players are for shit.
Enjoy the NIT, all you candy ass Terp fans. The reason you guys suck is a lot more simple – your players all suck bunghole.
@IHTGMM
Thanks. Sometimes you just want both teams to lose. The expansion of the ACC introduced football as an actual sport to the conference, but I kind of like the old, old days. Biggest mistake the SC Gamecocks ever made was to remove themselves from the ACC.
@Zack
Can you use Power Point or something to help me understand?