Under-23 CONCACAF soccer matches aren't generally worthy of note at With Leather, but last night's US-Honduras had not only the chance of an Olympic berth at stake, but — more importantly — a scantily clad fan named Tiffany May interrupting play. More photos here, the mug shot here, and shitty Zapruder video here.
For better or worse, the feminine bouncing detracts somewhat from the Americans' notable group play achievement. In the first game of the round-robin four-team group, Cuba tied our boys 1-1. Then seven members of the Cuban team promptly defected, guaranteeing easy victories for the other two teams in the group, Honduras and Panama. Backs against the wall, the Americans beat both teams to win their group outright. With the Mexicans underperforming in their group, the hated border rivals will now likely face off in the semis instead of the finals as had been expected pre-tournament.
So, in conclusion, does that chick have nice cans or what?
UPDATE: Mile-high club, anyone?