People who talk about Ricky the Dragging Steamboat or Dick Flair or the Underbaker with any kind of fondness are just nostalgic for a time when they were idiots. Pro wrestling is fucking stupid, okay? Always has been. It's a goddam soap opera for pubescent boys, and everyone knows pubescent boys are considerably less intelligent than dolphins and chimpanzees.
So I guess it makes sense that Hulk Hogan would endorse fantasy fishing. I can only imagine the intellectual heavyweights that appeals to.
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FISHING IS EXXXXTREME BROTHER!
Do we get a WithLeather fantasy fishing league? Can the password be "Fishbitch"?
If we can't get that, can we at least have a fantasy fisting league?
How inappropriate is Hulk Hogan calling me an egomaniac in the first two seconds of the video?
So…ummm…what about wrestling fans who enjoy fantasy NASCAR? Orangutan-level? Mensa? My family awaits your judgment.
I guess Tugboat was unavailable.
There are things in my fantasies that smell like fish, but they are not fish.
The only thing more boring than fantasy fishing is actual fishing.
@Tim
What? Your fantasies don't involve fish? Eep Eep?
/That piece of shit dolphin who lost in the first round at KSK
Look at what kind of whoreish douchebaggery you have to do in order to pay for a divorce these days. Poor Hulkster needs cash now…and a soul.
I believe Hogan also endorses a “fucking your daughter’s best friend” fantasy league. I would totally join that…especially if I had a 7 year old daughter.
7.3 million?! Imagine all the McCain Fleeces I could buy
Crap. I was hoping somebody would explain what exactly "fantasy fishing" is, 'cause I ain't about to hit that "play" button.
If you listen closlely, I'm pretty sure you can hear the orange goblin dying a little bit as the website fades in on screen.