DR. Z UNIMPRESSED WITH FAVRE
03.05.08
In the midst of the Favre post-retirement fellatio treatment from the media, a lone, cranky voice of reason stands above the fray and proclaims that you, Brett Favre, better get off my damn lawn. Or Dr. Z made the point that we've been making all along: that Favre was the recipient of constant fellatio treatment from the media, who always made excuses for the catastrophic lapses that came with the life of a gunslinger.
His fourth quarter and overtime meltdown against the Giants last season, which put a sad end to a remarkably classy season? Never mind … the redemption of the Giants' field-goal kicker was the angle. The goofy, looping interception that cost the Pack the Eagles' game in OT in the divisionals in 2004? Oh, let's put it on the defense for allowing McNabb his fourth-and-26 completion in regulation.
How can you blame the media, Dr. Z? You are the media. So you're sticking it to yourself? Just go back inside so I can leave this bag of shit on your porch and light it on fire. — Monday Morning Punter
[SI.com]
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So what's the fuckin Z stand for? He's not cool enough to be part of Team Zissou so that's out.
Dr. Zubaz anyone? Both equally gay and outdated.
He may be cranky, but he's not nearly as annoying as Sid Hartman.
I'm pretty sure Dr. Z isn't a real doctor and anything he says/writes is dismissed because of that moustache. He looks like an old Tom Porras.
To be fair, he hates the mainstream media more than almost anyone who posts on this site.
Of course, he also hates that long hair the kids are wearing, that damn rock n' roll clap trap blaring from everyone's automobile, and this so-called "fast" food everyone's eating.
I am unimpressed with him. Maybe the flaming red head with drop some arsenic in his morning coffee and do us all a favor. SI is a giant waste
Dr. Z looks like the kind of guy who spends about an hour naked in the public pool locker room after swimming laps for 15 minutes.
That lecherous smirk and mustache give him away too easily.
I hate public pool locker rooms. There is always that damned naked old man just hanging around.
Z is almost as retarded as Pete Prisco.
And since there's not much critical analysis in that sentence, let me liven up this post by simply yelling:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!
There. That improved the enjoyment quotient of this post by 500%
Of course, putting BOOOOOOOOOBIES on Z would make him just an ugly retard with man-boobs.
I've got to say though, Dr. Z is right on here. But this is the same guy who picked the Dolphins in the Super Bowl two years ago so clearly he is a retard.
Dr. Kevorkian will help you retire.
What's even funnier is the retarded amount of hate the emo kids of the "blogesphere" have for Favre. A long time ago some "jock" pushed them in the hall and they have never gotten over it.
He called the shit "poop"!