The occasionally masturbatory Brandon M. points out that Oscar De La Hoya's niece, reality TV's Daisy De La Hoya, has made it to the final six "contestants" on the VH-1 television program, Rock of Love 2 [The Revenge! --GEd]. For those unfamiliar with the show, it's hosted by Poison's Bret Michaels and it's pretty much the greatest scam ever.
Twenty lucky ladies will get their chance for an All-Access pass to Bret Michaels' heart and to share in all his superstar lifestyle…The girls who best meet Bret's needs shall be rewarded with exclusive gifts, dates and travels worthy of a music superstar. Over several weeks, Bret will offer the women who rock his world VIP passes allowing them to remain in his home – and his heart. The women who don't will be sent packing. Competition will be ferocious – for in the end only one lady will walk away a true Rock Star Girlfriend.
Rock Star Girlfriend? And he made an entire show out of this? And then managed a second season?! Where's the girl that won the first show? Probably in a dumpster in Kansas City somewhere. Tip of the bandanna to you, Mr. Michaels. If there's anything more American than rock n' roll, it's treating dumb, beautiful women like the absolute trash they aspire to be.
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There is a dirty tube sock under my bed that I call "sock of love" and it is probably cleaner than any of the skanks on that show.
The girl who won the first show is back hockin' drinks as a beer wench at Rizzo's in Naperville, Illinois… @HHY, Cya there.
I guess it's not creepy that Bret Michaels looks exactly like Fergie.
Where in Kansas City? I would like to swing by and take a look.
I'm sure Oscar is jealous of his niece and wishes he was The Contender in this reality show.
Oscar has that same bra in blue.
@ swany…..and a girl who was on there this season is from the south burbs and used to fuck my cousin! 6 degree of seperation all around!
How is the winner notified in this show, does Brett say something like, "(Insert winner's name here) you are my rose, WILL YOU LET ME BE YOUR THORN?!?!?!"
too many tattoos for my taste – at least she didn't desecrate those wonderful boobies with ugly ink (as far as I can tell anyway)
This show stands out as shit in a sea of shitty TV.
By the way, if you visit her MySpace page, be sure to watch the video clip she has from SNL on her profile. I think she's honored that they played her as a retard.
I can only imagine what kinds of yeast her gash smells like….. My guess, sourdough.
Now I know where Oscar got his outfits! Jesus Christ, she looks like she could kick Oscars ass too…Probably has…
What classic Porn Star does she look like? I would google it but I am at the office…The underaged one..
Traci Lords?
Kind of, but this chick looks like the Laura Palmer-ized version, all swollen and puffy.
Has anyone seen Daisy De La Hoya and Oscar De La Hoya in the same room at the same time?
*cough* TRANNY! *cough*
THATS IT! Traci Lords! Thanks Nigel…That shit was driving me nuts!
The broad that finishes second in Rock Of Love is forced to live with Kip Winger for a year.
The show is worth it for the SNL parody sketch. "Look, I'm just doing what any guy would do: Fill a McMansion in Reseda with dicey strippers, put 'em in bikinis, and make 'em crash dirtbikes into each other."