This was lost in the shuffle of bikini-wearing WAGs and naked cheerleaders yesterday, but it's worth pointing out that FOX News commentator/yapcunt Laura Ingraham laid into Brett Favre for his emotional display at the press conference during which he announced his retirement.
[Ingraham said,] "All these years, and I didn't know there was a woman quarterback in the NFL… Brett Favre…we're watching this in the studio, obviously retiring from the NFL, great quarterback, handsome 38-year-old man, he gets up there and he does this press conference that was frankly one of the most embarrassing things I have ever seen."
"That's a great message for young boys. 'Get up there and act like a girl and start blubbering like a baby.'"
Then, in her best impersonation of a crying toddler with its favorite toy taken away, she wah-wah-wah's while uttering in a mocking tone, "It's about me, it was never about me, but it is about me, bla, bla, bla" before returning to her regular voice and stating, "I could not believe what I was seeing."
You know, every time I think With Leather goes too far in encouraging sexism and promoting an inaccurate, unfair portrayal women, a woman on FOX News steps up and totally shows me how it's really done.
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I was going to suggest that her husband should beat her with a hose (or maybe a telephone cord, but only across the stomach so the welts don't show) when she gets home for not knowing her place, but apparently nobody has been dumb enough to marry this fucking harpy as yet.
"That's a great message for young boys. 'Get up there and act like a girl and start blubbering like a baby.'"
Using your logic, you shouldn't be teaching girls to become professionals then, you should be teaching them how to bake, clean, and give decent enough head.
@Zack
Don't threaten her. She will eat your babies. That is unless you're rolling with A.C. Slater. Then by all means, provoke away.
Amen sister!
@ 289
What? No Lip-Rouge?
@ Zack
Trick is, beat um with a sack full of sweet florida oranges. It'll let um know you mean business and won't leave a mark.
This lady's a real godless cunt. I hope Brett Favre finds her and bludgeons her with a shovel and then pees all over her tranny-looking face. That'll teach her.
I bet she cries and begs for mercy when Favre is bludgeoning her with that shovel, huh guys?
Leave it to Fox to make me actually defend Favre. Assholes.
His eyes are purty. And, YES. Oh, please YES, YES, YES.
And, I think I will be making "yapcunt" part of my regularly used vocabulary.
I'm not entirely convinced that Laura Ingram isn't a WL commenter.
We're not supposed to make fun of guys that cry now? What next, should we just pay hookers when we are done with them instead of dumping them at rest stops?
he does this press conference that was frankly one of the most embarrassing things I have ever seen
says the lady who makes her husband piss while sitting….
I remember reading somewhere that a movie about yapcunts was coming out:
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wow, you guys are as big a bunch of pussies as Favre is for blubbering during his press conference. So what if some cunt made fun of the most overrated QB of the last 10 years for acting like a sissy. Drink some cranberry juice ladies, it helps when you're on your period.
Bobby Ingram sucks too!
/Fantasy owner who never forgets.
@Swany–as The Grifters taught us, the point of beating someone with oranges is that it leaves huge, nasty looking marks but doesn't hurt much. As a bonus, it causes permanent damage to your internal organs.
I really hope I'm not too late in mentioning this.
The Grifters taught me that Annette Benning used to look great naked.
@HHWK
Niiii-ii-i-i-ice! It's never too late to learn from the grifters. Henry Gondorff and John Hooker appreciate your HT
@Tim
Bobby ENGRAM saved [was the only good player I could find after a rash of injuries ploughed my FF team last year] my FF team last year.
@ Groove
Have another tablespoon full of douche, ya bag.
swany, it's Laura IngraHAM too. So the spelling theme was really working.
My bad, I don't even know who that broad is. Should I though? Should I?
Yapcunt? Are you sure you don't mean account?
/hopes someone else here googled "yapcunt."
She's a twit, but ….
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@Swany–big up to Doyle Lonnegan too.
@Tim–right? Annette used to be a tasty treat. Warren should have hit it and quit it though.
Lisa Lampanelli thinks Laura Ingraham needs to learn to act more ladylike.
/alliteration
We need "YAPCUNT" as a site tag
the spelling theme was really working. I just red this news at interracialfriends. com, where i put my photos on to find a good man to love. Are you the one?
The spelling theme was really working. I just red this news at interracialfriends. com, where i put my photos on to find a good man to love. Are you the one?
the spelling theme was really working. I just red this news at interracialfriends . com, where i put my photos on to find a good man to love. Are you the one?
Gunslingers don't cry. The yapcunt is correct.
THIS is what happens when a woman isn't butt-fucked enough…