Clemson football coach Tommy Bowden put together one of the school's best recruiting classes in ages this year, a commendable feat considering most top prospects in the South gravitate towards the SEC.
Oh hey, what's this? Why, it's four-star offensive line recruit Ken Page wearing a Clemson-orange shirt, holding a stack of fresh twenties that would make Lorraine Bracco's character in Goodfellas blush.
But I'm sure there's nothing fishy here. High school seniors usually carry around a couple extra thousand dollars in cash. Especially since that Bear Stearns buyout. Kids these days — they just don't trust banks like us adults! Am I right?
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He probably just robbed a liquor store.
//at least I'm laughing at the stereotype
Could be his financial aid money. After loans and all there is about $5000 or so left after every semester…even more if you have a full ride and go to a more expensive school.
Yes, fuck me if I want to say something serious every now and then.
Fuck me again for not noticing he isn't in college yet.
even a .22 stuffed in her little silk panties couldn't make lorraine bracco hot
A long-shot at the track paid off…twice?
/Plausible deniability
Sexy fingernails.
He's just holdin' for a friend. It's just a joke. It's not him. It's been photoshopped. He had a lawn-mowing job — at Arlington Cemetery. He just found it. It's not real money. Hey, he sold a lot of Girl Scout Cookies — so what?
Er, did I forget any?
Shit, didn't this guy see No Country for Old Men? Now Anton Chigurh knows who has the money! Moron.
As an SMU alum… I'm impressed!
That’s 20 large and banded into $10k each….
Chump change for a baller. I’m sure he’ll blow it on a grill, custom Nikes, one huge diamond stud earring, and chicken. Yep, that’s about $20 grand there.
And another thing what’s with black guys and fingernails ? Am I missing something ? Can they not afford to go to Walgreen’s or Wal-Mart and pick up a couple of clippers for $5 ? Please explain
Chinstrap Beard Magazine pays cash for cover models.
@Travis
Easier to dig coke out of a baggie with long fingernails.
Not that I know.
Theres a used-car salesman with a 1994 Caprice Classic on his lot thats very happy right now.
Clemson is one hell of a school! U of M didn't hook me up that much…Wait, I actually paid 20 grand just to show my face!
*with
U of M sucks in the English department.
What Bowden didn't tell that kid is that the cash gets taken away if he misses five minutes of film study trying to raise his little brother on his own. FUCK that guy.
I like the wad that Travolta pulled out when he bought heroin from Eric Stoltz. "Is that the one with all the shit in her face?"
Note to high school athletes with dreams of playing college ball:
"KEEP THOSE FUCKING PICTURES OF YOU TRYING TO BE GANGSTA THE FUCK OFF MYSPACE" Someone will find them
Dumb ass….
Whatever. If they aren't paying these kids, they should be.
Anyone notice this kid took the picture by himself? $10k isn't enough to buy friends I guess.
@Cubs Fan: agreed.
"Hey Stu, your rent's due, motherfucker! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me again, you hear! Now you conscious!"
@Pauly: Good call. But see Inviolable Intertubes Rule: Any movie quote uttered by any actor who also played a character on The Wire must include an obligatory reference to The Wire's unparalleled and quintessential awesomeness.
That'll buy a lot of construda.
That's pretty cool, I guess. The Big 10 gives you corn.
Someone saw his profile with some photos on myinterracialmatch. c o m , where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. He feels lonely, doesn’t he?
What a dumb ass! I mean he is just begging for someone to look into this. I guess you can take the nig out of whatever ghetto he comes from but you can't take the nig out of the nig.