Clemson football coach Tommy Bowden put together one of the school's best recruiting classes in ages this year, a commendable feat considering most top prospects in the South gravitate towards the SEC.
Oh hey, what's this? Why, it's four-star offensive line recruit Ken Page wearing a Clemson-orange shirt, holding a stack of fresh twenties that would make Lorraine Bracco's character in Goodfellas blush.
But I'm sure there's nothing fishy here. High school seniors usually carry around a couple extra thousand dollars in cash. Especially since that Bear Stearns buyout. Kids these days — they just don't trust banks like us adults! Am I right?
[More details at Brahsome]