The Kansas City Chiefs have proposed a rule change (second story):
In what could be a boon for barbershops, the NFL’s competition committee is considering a rule that would ban players from having their hair cover or obscure the names on the back of player’s jersey. The Chiefs view longer hair as a uniform violation. But others could interpret it as a safety violation. When Kansas City played Pittsburgh in October 2006, Chiefs running back Larry Johnson pulled down Polamalu from behind grabbing ahold of his hair . . . It is hardly something that has the NFL pulling out its hair. But it is something that soon could have players trimming theirs.
Oh, well met Adam Schefter, well met. Anyway, I like the phrase "boon for barbershops". I like the word 'boon' because it sounds like 'poon', and 'poon barbers' could be a fall-back career for young scholars like me who have been asked to leave OB/GYN programs for certain 'indiscretions'. -KD
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Good thing Don Mattingly didn't play football.
Sadly for Chiefs fans (both of them,) this was KC's biggest off-season move.
"But others could interpret it as a safety violation. When Kansas City played Pittsburgh in October 2006, Chiefs running back Larry Johnson pulled down Polamalu from behind grabbing ahold of his hair"
Polamalu popped back up, didn't ask for (or receive) a penalty on Johnson….And why are the Chiefs bitching? This is like the rapist looking out for rape-ee rights in a, you know, weird kind of way.
Poon barbers make a lot of money in Brazil thanks to the Brazilian bikini wax
"But we can still get our hair pulled, right?"
/Brady Quinn
Easy Rider was kinda depressing.
Ya know what else is depressing? Fucking Drake falling behind big early, then making a little run to cut it to 4, then falling back again, solidifying the fact that theyre not covering a worthless 4 point spread.
If youre gonna choke, just choke…..dont make a little late run to get my hopes up.
"Locks for Love? Awe, Troy, you shouldn't have sent me your ratty, nappy muff hair. Seriously, what the fuck. We're supposed to give this shit to cancer patients you asshole. The fuck are we gonna do with this shit?"
Ironically, Poon Barber is also Ronde and Tiki's little discussed, often gang-banged sister.
See….now these cocksuckers have sent it to OT. If they don't cover, I'm gonna…..
….chase and bet on Texas -16. I have a problem.
@ HHY
I was really hoping you were gonna say 'Platz'
Poon barbers are big in Thailand. BJ and a shave.
@ jimmy: Larry Johnson did get flagged.
Who's the hot chick holding the Lombardi trophy?