Keeping in step with the proud tradition of The Aggie Dance, Reagan Thompson is running for junior yell leader at Texas A&M under the slogan Reload with Reagan. For a moment, don't try to wrap your mind around the fact that standing in front of a crowd and leading cheers at a football game is an electable position in the A&M student government. Instead, focus on his three-step program for appealing to Texas voters:
- Gun reference in slogan… check
- Named after Republican president… check
- Unironically fruity video… all-caps bold CHECK exclamation point!
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Aggies? more like Faggies.
/written by a 12 year old
Also, isn't gay cheerleader redundant? that's like saying gay male figure skater.
Good point, UU. I changed the headline.
So glad I wore my gray Polo to work today.
Jesus Christ. Justin Timberlake, Canseco's nipples, and now this. Suddenly this place is gayer than the steel industry.
Just trying to help Matt.
Thats a lot of costume changes for a two minute video.
slowrider '01
gig-em
Gny. Sgt. Hartman was soooo right.
How is this going to impress Jodie Foster?
Jesus Christ. Justin Timberlake, Canseco's nipples, and now this. Suddenly this place is gayer than the steel industry.
Probably my least favorite kind of comment on this site. "Oh no, we've gone four hours without a pair of tits! Boo hoo it's gay!"
Way to crack up the room.
This guy is argument #1 for bringing the giant-bonfire-of-death back on campus.
The comments, opinions, and gay videos displayed here are those of Reagan Thompson and do not represent the State of Texas or any resident of Texas. God Damn, Fuckin' Aggies.
Something tells me this isn't the first time ole' Reagan has been involved with 'the 12th man.'
Cromagnon: You must embrace the 'hoo boy thats gay' tag. It's for your own good.
This is right up there with the Texas Tech bellringer from a while back. Nice find. I bet he can even mend a broken heart.
I would vote for this guy…if I were a UT fan.
I thought student section cheers were led by alcohol.
Best thing going at Ass-To-Mouth university.
My God I hate Texas. Why do they think they're so independent and superior again? Oh right, because the white slaveowners running from creditors in Tennessee decided that Mexico's prohibition of slavery didn't apply to them, so they "seceded" from Mexico, where they had been granted special permission to settle, and had the effrontery to get pissed off when the Mexican army interceded. What a rich cultural legacy.
Oh, and that guy's gay.
If you have a profession or a hobby that requires the word "Male" in front of it, you probably shouldnt be doing it. For example: Male Nurse, Male Dance Instructor, Male Cheerleader, etc.
I mean really, you arent going to see guys sitting in a bar having a beer and one says "Meet my friend Dave, hes a Male Construction Worker" or "This is Harold, he is a Male Fireman"
Kill me now.
@bp:
my thoughts exactly:
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Well said, King Jeremy.
I’m a male blog commenter.
Bite it, Jeremy. They're known as yell leaders. The students don't "cheer," they "yell."
/3rd generation Aggie
Oh, and Reagan's clearly gay.
He forgot the most obvious TAMU tradition…Butt-Piratism. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Clearly a ploy by A&M to recruit Brady Quinn.
Christ, that's just begging for a new soundtrack.
"It's Raining Men" would work well, or maybe the Love Theme from "Deliverance."
[quote]This guy is argument #1 for bringing the giant-bonfire-of-death back on campus.[/quote]
Not cool, a close friend of mine died at Bonfire collapse. Talk shit about this kid but its a bit over the line to make light of a tragedy that killed 12 young Aggies.
Also, Reagan is a really nice guy and has a decent shot at winning. Ussually the corps wins all the Yell positions but every few years we get a non-reg Yell Leader. I go to A&M and I voted for Reagan, shit he had his grandpa and grandma come campaign. Yell leader is a huge deal here. Pretty much if you get Yell Leader you are a God on campus. People care about the Yell Leaders more than they will ever care about the SBP. Also, Yell Leader is not a position in SGA, their election is simply run by SGA's Election Commission.
I saw 2 men making out today and thought that was the gayest thing I would see all day until I clicked on this video.
Im from Texas and please do not put all Texans in the same categorie as this Aggot, Now the whole nation sees why we at Texas Tech hate these bastards so damn much, WHAT A HOMO!!! and the aggot that defended him makes him sound even worse!
Oh and cock flashy can suck it with his penis envy, im sure hes freezing his flashy off in the snow somewhere!
It's so funny. I often watch some funny videos on myinterracialmatch.c o m . It said that there are some hot star such as Britney's photoes and videos there.
<i>This guy is argument #1 for bringing the giant-bonfire-of-death back on campus</i>
If we can not laugh at gross negligence, what can we laugh at?
Yell leader is a huge deal here.
some guy out on the field doing masturbation simulation is more important than anything else on campus. got it.
Also, Reagan is a really nice guy and has a decent shot at winning
You two should move to Massachusetts after graduation so that you can legally be married.
[i]You two should move to Massachusetts after graduation so that you can legally be married.[/i]
ur right
It looks like some homo-erotic way to call an F-16 onto the flight deck of a carrier.
ur mom
Q: Mommy, why are people from Texas retarded?
A: "Yell leader is a huge deal here. Pretty much if you get Yell Leader you are a God on campus."
Oh, ok.
"Ussually the corps wins all the Yell positions but every few years we get a non-reg Yell Leader"
1. You spelt usually wrong.
2. If you really are a true Aggie.. you wouldn't vote for a non-reg. No wonder the corps usually (can you spell it right yet?) win all the yell positions.. that's the way it's supposed to be. It's tradition at Texas A&M.. so keep it that way.
3. You spelt usually wrong.. just incase I forgot to mention that.
"Also, Reagan is a really nice guy and has a decent shot at winning. Ussually the corps wins all the Yell positions but every few years we get a non-reg Yell Leader. I go to A&M and I voted for Reagan…"
1. You spelt usually wrong.
2. If you were a true Aggie you would have voted for the corps.. because you are right.. they usually (can you spell it right yet?) win all the yell positions. It's tradition, so leave it that way.
3. Reagan lost.. but nice try kiddo.
4. You spelt usually wrong.. just incase I didn't point that out enough. :)