BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT ABOUT HITLER?
03.18.08
The Dallas Mavericks seem to have finally found their way after the Jason Kidd trade, having won five in a row after against pansies to improve morale and team camaraderie. One recent exchange:
"Germany has produced lots of champions!" laughs Dirk Nowitzki as he enters the locker room after yet another Mavs victory.
This spurred a discussion of between Dirk and Jason Terry about Max Schmeling's worth as a boxer in the 1930s.
And then, out of nowhere, a third voice tries to settle the faux feud. "Yeah!" giggles Malik Allen. "And what about Hitler?" And all the Mavs within earshot crack up, another joke told, another victory secured, another intangible bond maybe solidified.
This is the sort of locker room talk that wasn't a story until bloggers showed up to blow every word out proportion, so of course people are huffy about laughter happening in the same minute that someone uttered the word "Hitler."
Not me, though. I enjoy a good Hitler joke. Well, as long as it's not about gassing and burning Jews. But if we can't laugh about the beer hall putsch and the Reichstag fire, then the Nazis have already won. Hey, was Eva Braun ugly, or what?

Hitler…Dead babies…Yup, just another day at With Leather…
Holocaust? What Holocaust?
/Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
There has never been a better looking mustache (besides Tom Porras and Eva Longoria of course) than Hitler's.
I would like to ask the team what they would do if they were Hitler.
Erick Dampier?
Well I'd annex the Sudeterland and sign a non-aggression pact with Russia.
Jamaal Magloire?
Well I'd do the Reichstag bathroom in purples and golds and ban abortion on demand.
But if we can't laugh about the beer hall putsch and the Reichstag fire, then the Nazis have already won.
Don't forget Mein Kampf.
1. She was not a looker.
2. "Beyond Glory" is not a bad read, and I'm not even much of a boxing fan.
3. I also bought and read "Now I Can Die in Peace." So take what I have to say with a grain of salt.
[www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com]
@Enrico, that mustache inspired many women/porn stars to be well groomed above their snatch. Tori Wells comes to mind, she often sported the "Hitler mustache" down there.
In the end, the joke's on Dirk. When it's all said and done, he and Hitler will have won the same number of NBA titles.
At least Hitler wasn't afraid of a little contact.
[www.1sted.dk]
Tell me you wouldn't hit that.
@ 289, of COURSE, I would hit that. I certainly don't have standards. But that's the best image I've seen of her, and I own the BBC's "World at War" DVDs. I've seen the woman on camera, and she is NOT a looker.
Holocaust? What Holocaust? Never happend.
/Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
why don't jews eat germans?
they give 'em gas
I wonder why Dirk doesn't try to take on Tony Parker every time they play the Spurs…you know, the French always give in to the Germans….
Hilter makes it rain from 3.
TEARDROPS!
Zieg Heil! (Raises the best beer ever made…Weizen Beer..A gift from the German God of beer. Otto Van Helsing) DAS BOOT!!!
+1 Malik Allen.
Dirk should stick to the "Germany is the land of chocolate" kind of patriotism. Otherwise Jason Kidd is going to give him an earful about Stalingrad.
PS Thanks for the picture of AH with one ball.
Dirk's working on building a better oven. it seats 20.