BRYANT MCKINNIE REALLY LOVES HOS
03.14.08Some mystery website turned up this video of Vikings tackle Bryant McKinnie enjoying the company of some young ladies at a nightclub, and while there's no placing the date and location of the club, there is immense enjoyment to be had from watching it. He's such a gentleman that I can hardly believe he's the same guy who went down on a stripper in public.
On a related note, I'm adding "feeble white guy responsible for telling 6-foot-8, 335-lb NFL linemen they can't grind on women there" to my list titled Jobs Worse Than Blogging. Right now the only other job on that list is "co-host on The View."
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well, if McKinnie is as big a friggin retard as pretty much everyone else playing in the NFL (and if his mastery of the English language displayed in the video is any indication…then he is) all white guy has to do is Jedi mind trick both of his brain cells to get him out of the club
*waves hand* These arent the Hos you are looking for….you must go now – white dude
*blank stare* These arent the Hos we are looking for…we must go now – McKinnie
There’s hos in the room, there’s hos in the car
There’s hos on stage, there’s hos by the bar
Hos by near, and hos by far
/was listening to Ludacris on the way to work
Get 'em aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wtf?
/was listening to Ludacris on the way to work
why? did you lose a bet or something?
I'm adding "feeble white guy responsible for telling 6-foot-8, 335-lb NFL linemen they can't grind on women there" to my list titled Jobs Worse Than Blogging.
I can top that Matt. Cleaning the video booth floors in a Adult Video store, or cleaning the floors and walls in my basement after a raucus weekend.
If REAL DEAL would have kept his fucking mouth shut for a second, I bet you could actually hear the wallet sniffing going on. No way that slob big pulls those skanks unless he's tossing around NFL money….
Paternity suit filed in 3…2…1….
Ahh the night vision cam. That look was so two years ago.
Is it a requirement that every black guy must know a girl named, "red"
Get 'em aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa just became my ringtone.
Is it a shadow, or did the girl climbing on top at about 3:12 wet herself? Ummm…
I wish I was black so I could "act the fool" in public. Being white sucks.
That white guy never would have come over if "Get em Red!!!" guy would have shut his stupid mouth. Talk about blowin' up da spot.
He hatin' (his job)!
“Doogie’s assistant” and “Doogie’s PR Rep” are much worse professions.
Judging by the audio evidence…and lord knows Real Deal yelled "Get 'em, Mac!" enough fucking times…could RD be none other than Leroy Jenkins?!? At least he ain't chicken.
Nice touch with the barf bag.
why did i just watch that video?
This video was retarded and Bryant should kick the loud mouth out of his posse for being such a jackass. I'm betting Bryant will be broke within 5 years of being out of the NFL.
Them some nappy headed hoes