
Most of us remember seeing the clip of Tennessee basketball coach Bruce Pearl getting inappropriate with ESPN's Erin Andrews. And it was inappropriate: I don't think he would have done that with Chris Spielman, plus I'm pretty sure that he was a little too busy in the first half to have bought her dinner. Hey, I'm not a prude or anything, but don't go halfway on it. If you're going to put your hands on somebody like that, you better get your fucking money's worth.
Anyway, the immaculate and always-timely Awful Announcing shares that Pearl told Dan Patrick that Pearl actually called Andrews and sent her a text after that game to "apologize" for his behavior.
DP: [During the Memphis game], you can't be putting your hands on Erin Andrews at halftime, Coach.
BP: Erin is a terrific sideline reporter, she knows the game, but she's also very engaging. I actually called her and texted her back, and I apologized if in any way that was unprofessional.
DP: Is texting her an NCAA violation?
BP: No, she's not a prospect.
DP: Oh, yes, she is.
Zing! I can only assume by "apologize," he meant, "I'm sorry for not trying to stick a finger in that sweet, sweet ass of yours." Or maybe he went the more sophisticated route, with something along the lines of "I'm sorry I didn't hit that gash doggystyle in the front seat of a very expensive automobile." Technology is wonderful, especially when it helps you have sex with other people.
[Awful Announcing via SbB via WBIR]


Bruce Pearl is half the Man Pat Summitt is.
FIST.
I've been a fan of Pearl since ESPN caught him getting bacon on a breakfast buffet. Jewish Kryptonite.
Miggs, Welcome – now knock off the FIST stuff. That doesn't happen here.
Boobs!
BP: Erin is a terrific sideline reporter, she knows the game, but she's also very engaging. I actually called her and texted her back, and I apologized if in any way that was unprofessional.
That's a lie. I would never apologize, and taken my… wait what? Nevermind.
Erin got off easy, Doris Burke is still in a coma following the Bruce Pearl necklace.
Technology is wonderful, especially when it helps you have sex with other people
and PRODUCTS!
Her rack makes blood flow quickly to my penis, thus making it erect and giving me a feeling of anticipation.
So to speak.
"I'm sorry for not trying to stick a finger in that sweet, sweet ass of yours.", nice follow up to "snorting blow out of some 31-year-old intern's asshole." from the last post.
Back to back anal references.
Yesterday on SC she called herself loose. That opens up a world of possibilities
I'd beat that till it was black and blue… then i'd have sex with her.
Fuck it, man. He saw his opportunity and he took it. I respect that pimp-ass motherfucker. I purposely stay away from any sporting event the the lovely Erin is at because I would fall at her feet, wrap my arms around her ankles and hang on till the po-po tasered my ballsack.
BP: I'm sorry i didn't dry hump you instead and do the motor boat.
"Guess what I painted orange this time"
He just wanted to show exactly how he would finger-fuck Chris Lofton. Is that so wrong?