If I'd known Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl had a history of cross-dressing and feeling up women 20+ years younger than him, I might have thought twice about picking the Vols to go to the Final Four. Don't get me wrong — these things will only make me cheer for Tennessee more, but I no longer like their odds. Champions are made from shut-in fanatics who do nothing but think about basketball. Bruce Pearl, man, he just wants a piece of that ass. And I respect that.
The b&w photos are from his high school yearbook in the 1970s, which makes his turn in a dress so surprising. I mean, what prominent men in the '70s were willing to risk a less than masculine image in the public eye? Besides the entire music industry.
All of these photos, by the way, come courtesy of the very cool Nik Richie at The Dirty. He's like Perez Hilton, except not a lazy insufferable self-involved gay douchebag. So really, nothing like Perez at all.
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Jew-fro!
Tiny little Jew penis?
Hey! Perez Hilton isn't lazy!
Dude, pass me a Heineken.
/Larry Eustachy
I think Bruce Pearl is my new hero. Do you think the coach at IUPUI could pull the same quality of tail? I wonder if they're hiring…
Unnecessary and unrelated digs at Perez Hilton are the reason I get my sports news here.
If I WANTED to hit on drunk women who are too young (which I do, by the way – very much), I wouldn't even know where to FIND ones as hot as the ladies this man is harassing.
Does Pearl participate in any sort of mentoring program?
(And you know he's not afraid to hand women an empty box from Tiffany's with a card that says "thought you would look beautiful with a special Pearl necklace.")
This guy rocks.
Bruce's yearbook photo: what Eli Manning would look like if he were Jewish
Why the fuck didn't I go to college in the South?
This guy gets more Tennessee poon than Pat Summit.
Barely.
except not a lazy insufferable self-involved gay douchebag
somebody's upset about not getting a phone call the next day
This makes me feel ten times better about picking the Vols to win the whole thing. You'd never see Roy Williams or Tom Izzo feeling up stacked 20-year old co-eds.
HHY….Izzo was too busy 69ing Steve Mariucci in school to bother with girls….
Just let bruce pearl be bruce pearl.
chick in the middle ofbanner pic is my fav
damn
Wait, did they just come from the golf course?
The girl he's hugging in the final picture with the white bikini is the girl he left his wife over. I'm not sure if they're still dating or not but it was quite the scandal in Tennessee.
Goddamn, this guy is my new hero – that's some high quality poon…
These pictures are all well and good, but at the end of the day, Bruce is still blowing Pat Summitt.
Coach PHS is probably taking the picture.
Chicks dig pit stains.
How could Kevin Oneil let his younger girlfriend move from Milwaukee to Tennessee with all this coach-horny poon walking around?
"It's the 70s, baby. No one cares who's a fag no more."
lucky fucker – good for him, I hope he is banging them all
I'm just a bit curious….The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profiles were found on the famous rich women seeking affairs site myinterracialmatch. c o m last week and he was seeking his sugar Mum there now!!!!!