
Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall suffered an injury to his arm in hilarious fashion this weekend when he slipped on a discarded McDonald's bag and put his arm through an entertainment while trying to brace himself against the fall. Marshall received several stitches, and his arm will be in a cast for the next two weeks.
"I want to thank everybody for their concerns and let everyone know that I'm okay," Marshall wrote in a text message Sunday morning. "It's funny because I pride myself on YAC (yards after catch) and being one of the toughest players to take down once I have the ball in my hands.
"So for the next couple of days I'm going to take the time to build my confidence back up after allowing that McDonalds bag to take me down and send me through the entertainment center."
Talk about bad luck. Yesterday, With Leather photoshopper 289 sent me an email to let me know that his laptop died and that he'd be out of commission for at least two days. And then this happens. Man, I hate it when I miss the opportunity for a good Mayor McCheese image. Some people might prefer the Hamburglar as a scapegoat, but I'm sticking with McCheese. I don't trust Irish politicians.
Photoshoppy UPDATE: Badass reader Ross provides this image in 289's stead. Ross charged me nothing for this, so… things don't look good for 289 in arbitration.


A discarded McDonald's bag was on the floor in close proximity to an entertainment center? Is Marshall spending his off-season in my old dorm room?
I bet those Fry Guy fuckers had something to do with this.
After hearing this story, Al Davis signed that McDonald's Bag to a 3-year $24 Million contract to sure up his D.
I don't trust Irish politicians.
I see you've spent time in Chicago.
I don't trust Irish politicians.
Also not trustworthy: The Jew owned media; Chinamen.
I don't trust Irish politicians.
Better than the Italian Maffia, and Nazis…..Wait, I take the Nazis thing back, they really knew how to "clean house."
We once had a Hardee's bag on our line, but we cut Sam Adams.
After this report, I hear the Burger King mascot is holding out for Nate Clements money!
GET ME A WHOPPER!
I put my arm "through an entertainment" once. It was so much fun I lined up her sister and her mom and had a fist-shishkabob.
That McDonald's bag Pwn3d his ass. He should have gone to Wendy's. She's a nice girl.
I find it interesting that people were concerned about Brandon Marshall.
@WWSM–re: "Jew-owned media":
I can't emphasize this enough–Greggg Easterbrook is a mega-gentile. Oh, and it is now "Jew-pwned media," thank you very much.
"Ross charged me nothing for this,…"
The first one is always free, man. It's how they hook you.
Mc Cheese was pushed into Marshall by The Hamburglar.