Remember when they used to send shows like these to entertain the troops:

Well now college coaches, like Notre Dame's Charlie Weis, Auburn's Tommy Tuberville, and Georgia's Mark Richt among others, will pay a visit to soldiers stationed in the Middle East this Memorial Day. This seems really lame to me, but the farthest I was ever 'stationed' from home was when my girlfriend banished me to a lawn tent because of some crotch lice. The Chief served honorably, so I'll bet he'll have an opinion on this later. Until then, please to enjoy EDSBS's imaginings of the coaches' trip. -KD 

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