Last night I got this email from longtime Internet acquaintance The Dude regarding the McDonald's High School All-America Game, starring Brandon Jennings's haircut:
dude you have to check out Jennings' haircut from the mcdonald's all star game last night. As soon as I saw it I made the House Party comparisons, but those doofus commentators didn't make the connection until after halftime when I'm sure that one of their younger assistants alerted them to the fact. Also, I'm pretty drunk in classic WithLeather fashion and have had to make many deletions/corrections to this e-mail so it makes some sort of sense to you. I hope you're happy with my corrections and I will be satisfied with knowing that I won't be (possibly) crucified on the site for poor grammar like an Alabama/LSU/SEC team of your choice fan. Anyway, I demand a story on the House Party haircut of Jennings on par with the Drew Gooden Duck Tail post.
Welp, here ya go, Dude. (Nice work on the grammar and corrections, by the way.) Check it out! His hair is tall! Hey, did you ever notice how black people's hair is like this… and white people's hair is like this?
…What? Why is everyone looking at me funny? If the '90s are coming back, then so are jokes from Sinbad's routine.
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Does this mean we get a special edition re-release of Houseguest? I'm dying to see the deleted scenes.
Clearly he has the ingredients for comin correct. Because, I do believe, that hair-do is in total effect
If he had flip-up glasses I'd swear he was playing for Hillman.
I was pretty much completely sleeved by my senior year too.
In the first half the commenters actually mentioned his favorite move was House Party. That kid was absolutely disgusting on the floor. All other pac-10 teams should fear UofA next year.
On another note, what the hell is up with all those tats on all those high school players? I guess the earlier you get one, the more time you have to regret it.
His pops told him to take off the T-shirt at halftime. College coaches won't even peek at you if you don't have prison ink.
+1 Tim
“I SMELL PUSSY”
Hey, Eraserhead!
I may be wrong here, but I believe young Mr.Jennings may be both fronting AND maxing.
Are they punting in the left picture?
This guy's hair is about as funny Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious. I'm talking about the sailor. But then again, he was never meant to be funny.
During the game, Jennings also kept referring to the PA announcer as "Bilal" and complained about his "dragon breath."
Jennings = tall skinny guy from Boyz 2 Men circa MotownPhilly album drop.
Side note: right picture = carry.
Looks like a young Kenny Lofton. On Crack.
How can a kid in High School have so many tatts? wtf
Yo homie… check dat birf certificate.
I'm thinking Nino and G Money actually.
I can only hope they ended the night in classic dance-off fashion. [www.youtube.com]
Cameo say Word Up!
Check it… Jet magazine!
After the game, Full Force beat him up in the locker room and hung him up by his jockstrap….comedy ensued.
Kid can Play. +1 Me.
Sad to say, I don't think it was the "young" assistants who know about HP. That shit came out in 1990. Oh it fucking rules, but junior wasn't even born when they made it.
I was thinking Bel Biv DeVoe. Or early '90s Armon Gilliam.
It's so funny. I often watch some funny videos on myinterracialmatch.c o m . It said that there are some hot star such as Britney's photoes and videos there.
Alabama fan says way to go on grammar/diction. Questionable usage of the word 'doofus,' however, as reference lands outside of a Family Circus cartoon.