03.31.08 ANDY RODDICK IS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS
Middling tennis star Andy Roddick has finally proven that he leaves his underachieving on the court: he is now engaged to Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.
The tennis star is officially off the market after popping the question to Decker last Tuesday, sources, including Decker's rep, confirm to PEOPLE.
The pair, who have been dating since 2007, first met after Roddick, 25, asked his agent to track down a number for Decker, 20, a model who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
Ah, young love. "Kids, let me tell you about the time I met your mother. My pro career was in the shitcan and fading quickly. While searching fruitlessly for my name on SI.com, I saw a chick in a bikini I wanted to fuck, so I had my agent track her down. Voila, lifetime of sticking it anywhere I want to in this. I rule!"

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ANDY RODDICK IS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS
In other news pertaining to awesomeness, I bought pretzels at the vending machine and found a dime in the change slot. Suck it Roddick! :& (That's me eating a pretzel).
PS The name "Brooklyn Decker" is so hot I would fuck her birth certificate.
"she needs more of ze punishment!"
A lifetime with Andy Roddick is probably punishment enough, Max Mosley.
Roddick orders his women from SI's site, Leinert from Facebook. Me? Inflatable-Doll.com.
I get candy bars from a wholesale catalog! I can totally relate to Leinart and Roddick.
Someone get me the chocolate & coconut number with the saucy look in its eyes…
+2 HHWK. 1 for each of them, but I especially liked the second one.
Oh yeah, Roddick? Well yesterday, my wife didnt bust in as I was jerking off to GILF porn for once. Who's the winner in the game of life now, my friend?
Totally agree with title. He should grab her while he can, because his tennis career is all downhill from here.
Well he is no Nick Swisher. Anyone can find their girlfriends in SI. A real man finds his in Penthouse
@hugh b. - could be worse. times are tough for me these days so i get mine from slightly-used-Inflatable-Doll.com.
To bad Brooklyn likes Gay dudes, it's OK B, I'll always remember what we had
In Andy's defense, he heard the Meat Packing District was hot, so he wanted to get in while he still could.
She has a great pair of New York boobs!
Between this Decker and Bar Rafaeli I think we can say that Israel's export of hot chicks has been grossly underrated.
@Steely–point of order, sir: according to her interview, Decker is from Charlotte, NC. They just took the pictures in Israeli. Because come on, where else can you find a beach?
Who in the south names their kid Brooklyn? Does anybody in Maine have kids named Cletus or Cooter?
Engaged at age 20 after dating for less than a year? That should last a lifetime.
She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at myinterracialmatch.co m I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a young man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???
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