03.10.08 A-HOLE PRIEST EJECTED FROM SOCCER GAME
Priests are the closest humans to God. As men of the cloth, they always exhibit the patience and forgiveness that WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CALL WAS THAT?!?!?
A footballing priest has been sent off in a church tournament for throwing his shirt at the referee, Italian media reported Sunday.
The incident, reminiscent of Antonio Cassano's red card for Sampdoria last weekend [Oh yeah, totally reminiscent -Ed.], happened in the Clericus Cup with the actions of the Burkina Faso priest leading to Paul the Apostle's College being eliminated.
To be fair to the priest in question, it's not easy being one of the few Italian men who aren't allowed to grab their junk and make kissing sounds at every woman who walks by. He has wait for the boys' academy to have recess to do that.
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The Referee instantly turned to black ash cause the Priest used his powers to bless his jersey to improve his game.
/fuck, that's terrible.
Michael Stipe has a tiny penis.
He was probably just upset that Hunter was kicked off of That's Amore.
Soccer news that doesn't involve rioting or bodypaint? What site am I on?
Swany - while the success was questionable, your attempt at a Dogma reference is appreciated.
And the dude on the left in that picture is a little too (original) "The Hills Have Eyes" for me. I think it's going to give me nightmares.
Chyna (Doll) has a bigger penis. Don't make me prove it.
*whew*
/Thanks for getting that Smello
You don't fuck with The Collina.
So they're only allowed to grab their junk and make kissing sounds at every woman who walks by when the boys are at recess? That's so weird.
This photo lets me throw up! lol…and I heard there's a hot topc about this on richmingle.com. That's funny!
He was actually just transferred to another tournament.
@west coast bias: It does hint at pedophilia, though. That has to be worth something right?
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