03.11.08 ABIGAIL CLANCY IS NOT UNATTRACTIVE
It's days like this I wish I worked in a nice, big corporate office. Those kinds of places usually have quality color laser printers, which would come in handy for making a flipbook of Abi Clancy frolicking on the beach with her friends. That flipbook alone would give me a better sex life than probably half the girls I've dated. By which I mean one girl.
Why this chick is with a gawky mediocre soccer player like Peter Crouch remains a mystery. Maybe she doesn't realize that she can have any sports blogger she wants. Except me. I don't date chicks with fat ankles.
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ABIGAIL CLANCY IS NOT UNATTRACTIVE
Peter Crouch is one lucky robot-dancing wanker
Wow, why haven't I heard of this chick before? I'm getting a Fathead of #3 on the bottom.
I'm getting a fat head as we speak.
I'm also getting a fat head. Not to mention a turgid shaft and aching balls to go with it.
I heard frozen peas are good for aching balls.
damn hugh!
needs "chicks I would do" tag
Fat ankles are fine with me, if they come with the rest of that.
Today has been a rollercoaster of emotion so far
The name "Abigail Clancy" sounds like the name for an 80 year old granny. But unless her vagina is 80 years old, I would like to have sex with her.
Matt, can we please get rid of the wrydarling richmingle.com fool already?
kthxbi
Her boy friend better stay out of the bathroom stalls around Richmond…One just might fall on him by accident….
"Abigail Clancy" sounds like the name of Encyclopedia Brown's prom date
Encyclopedia Brown and Peter Crouch had a Robot dance-off to win her affections, West Side Story rumble style
ABLIB -
Tons of hot British chicks have old granny names. There's not much that's more unattractive than the name Eleanor.
It's just something you have to get past, then forget as soon as you're banging them silly.
No matter how big of a douche Peter Crouch, I'm sure he's more deserving of the Heisman/this broad than his brother, Eric Crouch.
Dear Abby,
Can I get in it for a minute?
Sincerely,
Pauly
She doesn't make my peter crouch.
I thought it was just a joke until I clicked on the pictures, but she does have some serious "Man Ankles" going on. Still, 90% perfect.
I just made said flipbook… in fact I made three. I mean, I really have needed to see which of these printers worked the best for some time now. The things I do for the sake of print quality.
I believe I could go into business selling some of these 11×17's.
For Christ's sake. Their called Kankles DaiMac. What planet are you from?
For Christ's sake, they're called "Cankles" DaiMac. What planet where John Madden doesn't exist are you from?
I don't have the fancy skills of a professional athlete, but I find myself wondering if her pasty white friend would be attracted to my crackberry brick breaker abilities. I'm not afraid to set the bar low for some leg.
Bloody hell. She does have some Fred Flintstone feet on her. I'd still yabbadabbadoo her though. So she's got that going for her.
Just further proof that if you are a proffesional footballer playing in the premiership, liga, seria A, bundesliga…etc you will get a boatload of the hottest pussy. Even in you are a 6 foot 8 robot dancing wierdo like Peter Crouch.
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