I can always count on Kevin DeBruin for two things: fresh, homemade bagels with strawberry-flavored cream cheese and digital copies of all of his Japanese subway rape porn. What can I say, he's a modern-day Renaissance Man.
Anyway, KD passes along this gem from SbB. Good Morning America (OH YEAH? WHAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD ABOUT IT?!?!?) conducted a nationwide poll, which I'm sure was very scientific and represented a great sampling of women of all ages everywhere. Anyway, 64% of women surveyed said that they would rather date Eli Manning over Tom Brady, and 55% said they would rather "hang" with baby Manning over Brady.
Some people could attribute this to Eli's Southern, conservative, lady-friendly attributes prevailing over Brady's "living the dream of every straight man in the world" lifestyle. Or it could have something to do with Brady's entanglements as an out-of-wedlock father.
But for me, the evidence is very conclusive: Tom Brady has already fucked 64% of all the women in America.
-Monday Morning Punter
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Tom Brady has already fucked 64% of all the women in America.
And only 14% of men. Not that I would know.
/adjusts donut cushion
Sure… Eli's got that southern charm.
"You like baby? yeah right there, that's where Mom likes it too, naughty girl"
*you like THAT, baby? yadda yadda yadda.
"…64% of
womenfag-hags surveyed said that they would rather date Eli Manning over Tom Brady,"That makes more sense.
Japanese subway rape porn.
Been there done that.
This suggests to me that more than a third of US women think they can keep pace with both Gisele and Bridget… – were I thinking of that as the truth? No! But I like the idea… Oh, I envy you Americans!
This just proves the results of my recent study to be accurate:
100% of American women who respond to polls should stop taking polls and get back into the fucking kitchen, because dinner isn't going to fucking make itself, now, is it?
"taking poll". heh heh.
That's funny, I always thought Eli was more like "the sweet guy friend" to girls. While Brady is the vaginal equivalent to The Hamburglar.
Robble, robble
That picture…..what TV show is that from? I remember that broad on the left from my formative years. And if I remember correctly, the one on the right had one of those really high voices thats tremendously annoying. Little help?
@HHY
That would be Perfect Strangers.
HHY
does this help?
[www.classic-tv.com]
fuck shan…. keep em guessing, keep em wanting more, you little whore.
@Merk
You know I can't hold out against the tits in his avatar!
LAAAARRRRRYYYYY!
I'd blow Brady just for a chance to taste Gisele.
Cousin?
Aw who gives a flying f**k? I just want to watch the game.
In other words…… Gayer… They find Eli much more gay than Dreamboat.
Eli over The Dreamboat? Shit, I'm a straight guy, and even I can tell those broads "don't be radickaloos."
Fuckin' Balkie.
@douchenozzle –you are gay, but not
as gay as He-Man
They'll date Eli, but they'll follow Tom back to his hotel room and after he kicks them out the next morning, they'll tell themselves "Oh, he'll call."
Everyone's missing a huge point. Eli has a sweet ass; Brady doesn't. Game, set, match! Eli for the WIN. And I'm a female Pats fan, for god's sake!
…their faces? who cares?!? ;-)
When i look at Tom, all i can see is a LOT of forehead. I think Eli is way hotter!