Obviously, I watch smart television shows like "The View" every day (that Elisabeth Hasselbeck — so smart!), so I was stoked when the Best Week Ever blog caught this snippet of Whoopi thinking Amani Toomer was David Tyree.
Oh, because they're both black? I guess they all look the same to you, huh Whoopi? Jumpin' Jack Flash? More like Jumpin' Jack ASS!!! BURN!
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Wait until she finds out that David Tyree is actually Omar Tyree, famed African-American author of such classics as "Flyy Girl" and "Do Right Man."
"It's not a Toomer"
Jumpin' Jack Flash? More like Jumpin' Jack ASS!!!
"The Color Purple"? More Like "Little girl gets continually molested by her daddy, Danny Glover"!
/// Loses something when you toss in the incest
"The Color Purple"? More Like "Little girl gets continually molested by her daddy, Danny Glover"!
Evidentially, the little girl was not, "Too old for this shit!"
/Good night folks. Remember to tip your waitress.
Stupid
NinjaCanadienWhoopie GoldbergNinja.Give her a break, she coaches the Knicks.
//you better believe I dropped an Eddie reference
Give her a break, she coaches the Knicks.
If only that were true…
/// you better believe I dropped a Losing Isiah reference.
Pervert tip: do a google image search of Elisabeth Hassellbeck, and there's a pic of her in a green dress right after she had her first kid, and her milk-engorged tits look awesome.
@HHY
Was that supposed to be some sort of cruel joke???
Sure, copy, paste Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and you may find a nice pic of titties. But copy, paste and search Elisabeth Hassellbeck, with two L's as you my friend have done, and all I get is this eye scorching image of Rosie… So please, me a favor, and check this out just so I'm not alone in my agony, thanks buddy…
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Wanker.
yeah I fell for it too and now I am pretty sure i'm sterile.
DO NOT WANT
I am not repsonsible for my misspellings.
"The Color Purple"?
Isn't that a movie about Whoopi's lips?
/shudders at the thought of Whoopi's labia.
@Pauly, I believe that's actually about Kim Kardashian's lips. Whoopi's lips look like Sam Malone's tongue.