The Maj sends us the latest from BradyFan83 returns to help The Daniel pick a new coach. What the fuck is going on over there, anyway? Hiring all these assistants before getting a head guy? Is he assembling a coaching staff? Or Voltron? I'm privately encouraging Maj to throw his name into the hat and apply, provided he can find a resume that doesn't smell like weed. -Monday Morning Punter
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Pick Dennis Green. He is who we thought he is.
I got Voltron in my medicine cabinet. Oh, sorry, that's Valtrex.
Procedure for hiring head coach, by Al Davis:
1. Go to a Bed & Breakfast
2. Hire Muffin chef as head coach.
3. Hire Bed Pan cleaner as Offensive Coordinator.
4. Wet pants.
5. Lose.
6. Wet pants again.
Mike Tomlin = Omar Epps? Who can tell? They all look the same to me.
C'mon, we all know that he is awaiting the long anticipated arrival of Xenu to coach the boys into a coma. Tom Cruise has foreseen great moneymaking in this venture.
He should hire Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, since he's already coached Redskins.
/still wondering just how offensive "Redskins" is
As vinceneilyoung referred to in the previous post, this is now the third ass-related post in a row (re: Snyder).
Please hire Tom Cruise
Bob Davie
Is Forrest Gregg still alive?
Definitely Don Knotts and that mule. Don always looked like he was in a state of permanent disbelief anyway.
The Beltbuckle Kid and Vinny “The Eyes” will lead my Redskins to the promised land…
And they can get it done quicker if they would just sell the team to someone who knows anything about fuckin’ football!
Tom Cruise
or whomever Scientology TELLS him to
Ray Carruth's prison cell has BlueTooth. I'm sure he can get out through the prison work-release program. D.C. could always use another gun.