
Jordin Sparks sang the national anthem last night before the Super Bowl. She's 18. Her dad actually played for the Giants back in the day. She won American Idol. She loves football. She hates abortion. I don't know how she feels about anal, but from the looks of her, I'd guess it falls somewhere between "pilates" and "skipping lunch."
Sparks was actually one of the stars that seemed to align to help make this upset happen, along with Belichick's new hoodie, the Giants again wearing white, Gisele pulling a Jessica Simpson and showing up at the game, Troy Aikman wearing his lucky NFC thong…what am I forgetting? I maintain that it was three-plus hours of great football, and the Giants deserve credit for the win more than New England should be cited for a choke job.
Anyway, here are some other obscure prop results from last night's Super Bowl:
Coin Toss: Giants P Jeff Feagles called "tails." It was tails.
First Touchdown: New England (Laurence Maroney, 1 yard rush, 14:57 left in the 2nd quarter).
Tom Petty's Set, in order: "American Girl," "I Won't Back Down," "Free Fallin'" and "Runnin' Down a Dream."
- Monday Morning Punter


I don't know how she feels about anal
She loves it; it's one of the things she and Ryan Seacrest had in common.
I had Asante Samuel at +2000 for MVP.
Eh…..not close.
No I didn’t, but I should have. It’s my only regret as a lifelong Giants fan, that I couldn’t find a bookie fast enough to bet on the under.
I could’ve also put money down on unsportsmanlike (read: bitter cunt) conduct by Belichick when they lost. I would’ve made millions, dammit! MILLIONS!
I had :37 before I realized she lip-synced the damn National Anthem.
"150" is also the size, in inches, of her ass. She looked like Larry Allen.
I had "Will wake up hung over: -250"
Big investment, but safe.
Strangely I posted this earlier this morning:
Things that made me think the Giants were going to win from the Chowder Bowl from the beginning
Looks like she has the right build to enjoy anal. It would be a waste if she was into it.
A friend pointed out that there was music (probably a CD) backing the anthem which means that the length was predetermined.
Also, fuck Kool Aid for not scoring on the previous play and netting me 3 of 4 possible quarters with my 3/7 square.