What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups.  Home teams in ALL CAPS 

SUNS over Celtics – Phoenix bounces back from a loss against LA with a home win against the struggling C's.  Ummm… or KG gets his groove back and shuts down Amare as Boston breaks out of its slump?  I hate making picks.

Rocky Mountains over EAST COAST — I spent half my day watching it snow like crazy.  I would have thrown this computer out the window for a snowboard and a day pass to Steamboat Springs.  (Also, Snowboarding over SKIING — See also: Gretchen Bleiler, pictured)

NORTHWESTERN over Indiana — But only if Kelvin Sampson gets fired and his players quit the team.  Go Cats!  ROWR-ROWR! 

Flames over RED WINGS — Hey, the NHL trade deadline is coming up on Tuesday!  Canucks send three Canadians and Fin to Canadiens for two Finns and a Russian.  Who gets the better of the deal?

March over FEBRUARY — Just one week left in the shittiest month of the year.  We can do this, people!  Stay strong!

Okay, that's all for this week.  Avoid the snow by staying in and reading KD's weekend shift.  It's easier than moving to Florida or waiting for global warming.