Thanks to handsome HG over at You Been Blinded for tipping me on this MAXIM interview with Kansas City Chiefs' Tony Gonzalez who lets us know he doesn't like to see Lincoln's head when inserts a penny into his dates:
Yeah, girls who are leaking oil are a real turn-off. -KD

"lets us know he doesn't like to see Lincoln's head when inserts a penny into his dates"
+1 kevin.. instant classic, and instantly inserted into my repetroir when talking about my friends' sisters.. haha
Yeah so Tony is pretty happy bout still being with the Chiefs…