John Cena: Tried to bring Marine Corps movie role into wrestling ring; makes atrocious music.
Lindsay Lohan: Historic waste of talent via booze, recreational drugs, and Wilmer Valderrama (although bonus points for those Marilyn pics).
Floyd Mayweather: Probably the most annoying figure in boxing since Don King was relevant.
Shane McMahon: Roided up and dressed like Vince McMahon; not Vince McMahon.
We can call it Mount Tardmore.
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This picture may be more terrifying than the UAB-Memphis crowd shot.
Dude, that is a killer photoshop!
Wait… whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck.
No, No, Yes, No.
Just had a look at the Marilyn picks. Has Lohan got measles? She certainly looks below par in the pic with the boxer and the two freaks.
Based on Floyd's grin, Lindsay's JBF look is genuine.
I got 3 of 4 right without looking at the caption below.
Does that make me an honorary tard?
Damn… even Gallagher is too cool for that shot.
The Four Horsemen of the Suckalypse?
Oh. My. God. Look at the size of Cena's hands. I'm officially terrified. Looks like they white-washed all the freckles off Lohan's body before the photo shoot. Smart move.
Based on Floyd's grin, Lindsay's JBF look is genuine.
JBF = Just Blew Floyd?
John Cena is a Masshole. Also, I think the douchebag tag would be appropriate here.
Judging from John Cena's left hand, we must be on the same 'exercise' program. HULK SMASH!
The start of a gang bang…
A rule of thumb regarding the nude Lohan photo's: any time my wife is comfortable checking out the nude pics, the subject matter will probably not be interesting to me.
I wonder who would be on Simmons' Mount Tardmore?
No, no, maybe if I were drunk and none of the guys in the bar were paying enough attention to me, god yes.
Not Pictured:
Brittney Spears, George Steinbrenner, and the Face of Massachusetts, whomever that is.
Floyd can have the little lady to himself because the bookends like boys.
@ swany
and the Face of Massachusetts
That would be somewhere between Ben Affleck and Ted Kennedy
/going back to continue being an asshole masshole.
I smell a sitcom
I smell a sitcom
3 men and a whore?
Is Cena wearing a Glass Joe t-shirt??? Shane McMahon looks like a rapist.
Look at the size of Cena's hands
Brian Baldinger gives Cena a swollen pinkys up.
Am I the only one distrubed by how small Floyd Mayweather looks in that picture?
It's because whoever shot that photo used a wide-angle lens. things in the middle will be smaller/closer to reality and things on sides will be distorted. That's why Cena's hand is huge and he looks like he's 6' wide.
Barry Bonds is not impressed with Cena's man hands.
Although his tiny head is perplexing.