A tip of the ol' propeller beanie to Dave's Football Blog, which found this creatively written headline regarding Aussie Rules football over at Fox Sports Australia.

As you can see from the screen grab, the story is — sadly — about knee reconstruction, not penis surgery. 

Fun fact: the term "dick surgery" can also refer to any fellatio in which the giver is particularly skilled.  Or any time Barry Bonds goes under the knife.  It's true, man. Urban Dictionary told me so.