SUPER BOWL REPORT: BUD BOWL
02.03.08
With Leather editor/patriarch Matt Ufford is in Arizona for Super Bowl festivities. He will file daily reports from Arizona until at least Monday, February 4th.
When did the Bud Bowl stop being about beer bottles playing football and start being about pole dancers? I applaud the decision. I think more campaigns should go that direction. Like, Barack Obama should stop touting hope and change and just get a bunch of tight-bodied former cheerleaders to shake it. That'd get my vote.
I should mention that I did not go to the Bud Bowl party last night, but a camera-toting tipster did, for which I'm obviously thankful, even if certain bottle blondes should get their roots touched up and smile more to soften their features. I was at the Penthouse party, which also had pole dancers (there will, I repeat WILL, be pictures), and which I will be writing about once I conquer this magnificent hangover and finish Part 2 of the ESPN party (read Part 1 here). Sheesh, who thought going out to parties and writing about them would be so much work? Boo hoo hoo, poor me.

that may be the finest report i have seen here yet. pole dancers over beer bottles indeed.
speaking of poles…
take the brunette and give the points
Glad to see Amy Winehouse is out of rehab again.
That dude observes the tuck rule.
I'd have to say the "blonde" does not have matching curtains and carpet…err linoleum.