The New York Giants are celebrating their improbable Super Bowl win in the most American way possible: by spending hours and hours at strip clubs. Rush & Molloy have the scoop:
The Giants are still riding high on their Super Bowl victory – especially at New York's strip clubs. The ladies at Scores West danced adoringly for big-tipping Ahmad Bradshaw…
Meanwhile, the strippers at Rick's Cabaret are offering free lap dances to all Giants. "They've spent a fortune here," says one dancer. "It's the least we can do to show our appreciation."
Sa-WEET! Should I try to pass as Lawrence Tynes or Jeff Feagles? Because I've been getting free lap dances for years, but you can tell their hearts aren't really in it after you tell them you've kidnapped their baby daughter. "Make it sexy and she lives!" Strippers are the best LOL!
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This just in: Eli Manning arrested after soliciting lap dances at Times Square Applebees.
Was Marshawn Lynch in town visiting?
Let's see, a short, skinny, sickly-looking white guy. Hello ladies, my name is Tom Coughlin.
I have to give it to Osi….He is considerate to the other clientel. He gets his lap dances in the bathroom stall.
What do I get for taking the Giants to the Super Bowl in Madden?
Undoubtedly they are still wearing their shoulder pads.
I like how you can just kinda see a little bit of kitty in that image.
That image is incredibly accurate. Eli would be the guy who looks around the stripper to watch TV.
@Punch Rockgroin:
You can see titty also, check out the jumbotron behind Eli's head.
You know who really likes strip clubs, but just hates paying for lap dances? Me.
/// I just feel really close to you right now and feel like being honest
I wonder if the Chippendales are doing the same for Jeremy Shockey.
That image is incredibly accurate. Eli would be the guy who looks around the stripper to watch TV.
He's not watching TV, hes avoiding eye contact because he's out of money. The lappers may be free, but the Rolling Rocks aren't.
@Douche
I think he went from Rolling Rock to Budweiser SELECT.
@douche
lousy mom, only let me come out with 30 dollars tonight. It's my money mom! How come Peyton gets to bring his whole wallet and mastercard? Man when i'm 18 i'm soooo outta here.
What do I get for taking the Giants to the Super Bowl in Madden?@HHY: A lap dance from your right hand.
GAHHHHHHHHHH crop the photo! CROP THE PHOTO!
Is it me or does that chick got some MAN thighs on her?
Free lapdances? That's not fair- Eli already gets the Downs-Syndrome discount anyway.
Also, this just in, PacMan Jones demands a trade to the Giants.
I think that dancer has a pussyprick!