I watched an episode of The Hills a month or two ago, and all I could think was, "Really? People watch this?" It's just people wandering around LA in contrived, scripted situations and being bored. I've seen infomercials that are more spontaneous.
Anyway, one thing I managed to get from the episode I watched is that LC isn't all that hot (she just wears lots of eye makeup and ties her hair up with a scarf), her friend Audrina is sexy as hell, and her enemy Heidi always looks crazy fug. So I'm kinda confused as to why Audrina looks like crap here and Heidi's bangin'. She got a nose job and breast implants, she's not a natural blonde, and those lips don't look 100% real either. And she looks awesome. So if there are any young, impressionable girls reading this site — and I hope there are — please take this lesson to heart: do anything to look pretty, because brains aren't important. -Sincerely, MTV.
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wtf, no "chicks I would do tag" ?
@UU: No. I think Matt's got that one right.
Dude, gimme a fucking break. Fuck these little skanks. The brunette is the only good looking one, and Jesus Christ Uff, pick a damn side already. I thought you hit the nail on the head yesterday with Tori Montag. Fug kunt hoe. I would take a girl 10 times unhotter than that fake ass Heidi merely based on principle.
Heidi Montag makes my dick sad so I'm just gonna scroll right back on down to… Oh hey there Marissa, what's going on in your (lady) parts?
@SLB, I guess my standards are lower than most, not to mention the fact I'm still horny as hell from the last post.
"Fuck these little skanks."
Exactly my point.
I thought you hit the nail on the head yesterday with Tori Montag.
You realize that WWTDD is written by a different person, right? Because I'm inclined to think you're a fucking idiot.
Granted, these chicks are no Marissa Miller, but if you say you wouldn't nail them all…then god bless you.
I'd yoke all over their faces. Then I'd apologize to my wife for jerking off onto the TV screen again.
Don't these girls get paid for being on that show?
That blond has the cheapest boob job I've ever seen.
That Heidi pig is a cunt hair away from double anal on film.
That blond has the cheapest boob job I've ever seen
Tell that to Tara Reid
How did my blow up dolls get out from under my bed?
Oh so there's no collaboration going on? My bad….
Matt seems a little defensive at being credited for WWTDD. Hey, it's a quality site; especially all the commenters who yell FIRST or FIST. Damn, that's witty.
And anyone who wouldn't at least grudge-fuck these whores is lying.
YES, YES, YES!! There, I did it…Now if we can get back to sports related stuff….Wait….I need another shot…
Point taken.
That blond has the second cheapest boob job I've ever seen!
Would definatly have to brown bag that fake blonde. The rest would be a sport fuck. Shocking that rich bitches get to go to the superbowl even though they probably have no idea who is playing. I thought I read somewhere that the average income for a person attending the superbowl is $200k a year. Kinda shitty when the average Joe can't go see the most important game of "America's Sport."
Frankencleavage.
I've heard these girls make $25k per episode of that show. That is more than JJ Redick makes per game, assuming he is good enough to play in all 82 games.
SPORTS!
She must not make a lot of money on that TV show if that's the best boob job she could afford. I mean, I like boobies, and I like fake boobies, but those are just not right looking. Damn shame, to mess up what
naturescience gave her like that.Trust me, there is no way in hell they're making 25k per, in reality, on basic cable.
That blond has the cheapest boob job I've ever seen
Tell that to Tara Reid
Tell that to Katie Morgan.
I can't believe that people think Audrina is hot. I've never seen the show but she always looks like a cracked out stripper in pictures. Those big fucking chompers? Really? I've never seen her with her mouth closed but that's probably because she can't get her lips around those teeth. You can tell from a picture that she is dumb as a fucking sock full of nickels, too.