Hey, so what did I miss yesterday? The results of signing day? Whoa, whoa, whoa — it takes enough effort to try to be a fan of college football; now I have to pay attention to the high school kids getting recruited during the offseason? Fuck that.
Anyway, I guess the big story is that Kevin Hart — that kid who supposedly got conned/pranked by a fake recruiter — actually just made up his whole ordeal. You can read the whole series of posts at Deadspin for the full story; I've already exceeded my word allotment on this snoozefest. This dude isn't nearly sexy or famous enough to earn my scorn.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/226/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/LeBron-HS-Stats-180x180.gif)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/04/drew-bonner-day-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/03/700-pound-bench-press-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/02/fire-dunk-florida-180x180.png)
He looks like he just found out he has to suck a dick if he wants to go to Cal. And is that a 19-0 Patriots banner in the background?
Missing from this photo of mythological creatures: my ability to care about the whims of high school kids. Well, male high school kids.
Call me, Allison Stokke!
The Yeti is Real!
Well done on the inclusion of Jesus. Keep the subtle digs at religion coming!
@bp–considering the lengths he went to just to make people think he was recruited by Cal, I have a feeling he'd suck plenty of dicks to go there.
Funny the things you miss with a quick glance. I saw the guy and the Pats banner and completely missed all the other bs going on in that picture.
By the way, nice interview with juiced, Matt.
Jesus and Elvis missed my signing day conference, but that fatass with the lanyard wouldn't have missed it for the world.
I guess he confirms the myth of Chin Strap beard= Fucking douche.
The sasquatch doesn't give a shit about signing day, he's just there to beat Kevin's ass for playing the shaving cream trick on him.
I'm guessing the flying unicorn that Kevin Hart owns was not allowed inside the gym.
@Douche… I bet he has a tribal armband.
O hai, Matt. I um, see, you are
aliveback at work.Damn,Whew, I was getting worried there for a second that youtold the cops about yesterdaywere still under the weather. Anyways,fucking cheap ass ether!glad to see you are back at the helm.Oh, it's still on bitch!Forgive and forget?Where is Britney Spears sanity in the cast of mythical creatures? Oh wait, there it is. Getting f'd by Jesus. Aw yeah, balls deep, JC…
The only thing that picture is missing is the female orgasm
Not pictured: The Hendersons
Where are my Duke Lacrosse players at in this pic?
Was Kevin Hart messin' with Sasquatch?
@ Tim, Sasquatch wants his Jack Links, dammit.