Hey, so what did I miss yesterday? The results of signing day? Whoa, whoa, whoa — it takes enough effort to try to be a fan of college football; now I have to pay attention to the high school kids getting recruited during the offseason? Fuck that.
Anyway, I guess the big story is that Kevin Hart — that kid who supposedly got conned/pranked by a fake recruiter — actually just made up his whole ordeal. You can read the whole series of posts at Deadspin for the full story; I've already exceeded my word allotment on this snoozefest. This dude isn't nearly sexy or famous enough to earn my scorn.