FanHaus picked up on this post by Lisa Takeuchi Cullen, a staff writer at Time who blogs about working at Time. Entitled "My company made me look at porn," she complains about the following: how she used to get too many free magazines from Time, Inc.; how it's impossible to get a free copy of Time; and how she got a free copy of the SI Swimsuit Edition, which she did not want.
So when I came in this morning, what do I find under my door but a beautifully laid out publication of porn.
Who decided I wanted to look at 100-some pages of barely dressed girls with abs made of slate and boobs that defy reason? SI boasts that women cherish the swimsuit issue because it offers us fashion ideas for the bathing season. Seriously? I'm going to don this bikini made of dental floss this summer after I've just popped out Baby #2?
Look. I'm no prude…
Okay, Just go ahead and stop there. So you don't like the swimsuit edition because you have body issues. I can respect that. But honey, if you think that's porn, your two children got conceived with some of the lamest sex in the history of the planet. I really expected more from someone who was raised in Japan. Now that's a country that knows porn.
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"I'm no prude, but I look like the lady in the Packers post below…."
Now get back on the damn treadmill and cut out the Cheesy Poofs.
This reminds me when I was an intern over at Hustler, and was all like, "Hey people, what's with all the vaginas? Can we toned it down a notch?" Then I said a quick prayer for all their heathen souls and watched the latest Mad About You rerun that I TiVo'd.
The SI Swimsuit Issue is just one more dumb excuse for men to look at even more women in positions of submission. Where's the sports content?
Posted by Rhea | February 13, 2008 9:48 AM
Bend over and I'll show you, sweetcheeks. Huzzah.
Ummm…if you don't want to look at 100 pages of barely dressed girls, just don't open the magazine. And, don't ever come to this site.
Looks like Fiona Apple finally got the memo
Someone should show this woman 2girls1cup. She'll never confuse the swimsuit issue with porn after that.
[www.lisacullen.com]
SI boasts that women cherish the swimsuit issue because it offers us fashion ideas for the bathing season. Seriously?
I see women with iPods all the time
"Seriously?"
No, not seriously. SI gives not a fuck about women's thoughts on the swimsuit issue. If they did make that "boast," they typed that shit with one hand. You deal with your fetus and I'll deal with my dong, thanks.
What I want when I step into my office is a cup of tea. Not NFL cheerleaders in thongs.
Teabag next time. Got it.
Thanks, 289. Pity really–this chick was heat at one point, now she writes books about death. What a hardoff.
PS How about NBA cheerleaders in thongs? That's a good start to the morning.
What I want when I step into my office is a cup of tea. Not NFL cheerleaders in thongs.
What I want when I step into my office is illegal in 46 states. So how about we split the difference and compromise with a swimsuit issue?
I will see your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and raise you six pairs of soiled schoolgirl panties and a DVD collection of Hentai bestiality.
lamest sex in the history of the planet
She accidentally rolled over onto her husband's dick after he got done hitch-hiking to the SI swimsuit issue.
Twice.
She's a self-proclaimed free-magazine whore who's bitching about a free magazine.
Whore.
Funny you don't hear this bitch complaining about the paycheck her porn pushers are giving her.
If she wants to be taken seriously she should not be collecting a check at Time.
My company makes me look at porn too, but I don't bitch; I just get the carpet cleaned.
Someone get her the Lands End swimsuit catalog so she can cover those stretch marks because some of us trying to touch ourselves and if we wanted to see that shit we'd go to Green Bay.
[www.lisacullen.com]Her lips scream 2dicks1hole, but those eyes tell me she's a biter. and…yes.
My boner made me look at porn.
At gunpoint.
"Where's the sports content?"
Uuhhh…… Danica Patrick……… Slut.
My work doesn't even let me look at porn. Trade jobs?
So you don't like the swimsuit edition because you have body issues. I can respect that.
Matt, I assume "I can respect that" is an example of your comedy stylings, right?
And people say feminists have a stick up their asses…
Boobs that defy reason? Hell, none of them are more than a C cup. It's bitches like this who make curvy girls chase their meals with their index finger. Quit hating on the boobs, you dumb broad.
Oh, and if you don't want that free swimsuit issue, please mail it to me. Ungrateful dyke.
How come no one ever leaves a "beautifully laid out publication of porn" under my door? I'm definitely writing to the warden.
@terp210–don't bother, that warden is obtuse.
/pats self on back for stealing joke from yesterday's comments
I refuse to believe that this broad wasn't a Gender & Women's Studies major at Wellsley.
"I just lost a bet….with myself!"
I'm going to email this chick's husband and invite him to come read the comments here, because I guarantee even he'll bust up laughing over at least a few of them.
I just got a look at Takeuchi Risa and she should be in the swimsuit issue herself.