Premiership journeyman Marcus Bent and girlfriend Gemma Atkinson both get around — not only has he played for ten clubs over the last 12 years, but he also broke it off with his fiancée to start dating Atkinson. Then they broke up, she hooked up with Cristiano Ronaldo (Pfft, who hasn't?) and Alan Smith, then she and Bent got back together, and the most recent development is they moved in together.
Phew, that's a lot of background info in two poorly constructed sentences. ANYWAY, Marcus and Gemma are presently enjoying a beach vacation, and if you're anything like me, you'll look at these pictures and say, "Oh my God, Marcus's legs are ripped. Are his veins actually popping out of his thighs?" Or I guess you can look at Gemma's body. Whatever, I'm comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to enjoy a muscular man on the beach. You know, just drink in the sight of his toned body and examine his shorts for a hint of his WAIT WHAT?
GRRRRR TITTIES
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Titties
Chicks dig acne scars.
She aint drowning anytime soon.
Soccer sucks, but GRRRRRR his titties.
someone should really let her know that that colour of bikini doesn't match her homosexual boyfriend.
If you're like me, you would pay money to watch him make love to your girlfriend.
Fellas? Who's with me? Hello?
@WWSM-PleaseBangMyWife.com? NSFW!!!! Duh!
Matt, Mens Health is calling, they want you to do a write up on your boy Brady!
This just confirms that once you go black, you'll dabble with whitey, but will return for the black cock at a later date.
This just confirms that once you go black, you'll dabble with whitey, but will return for the black cock at a later date.
Enrico with the double-ended cock joke.
Boobs aside of course, I must be the only one who doesn't think this Gemma chick is very hot at all. She sure does get passed around though!
Pictured L-R (meh, dude)
No one looks good when their photo is taken from about 2-3 miles away off of a boat trolling the waters off of a popular beach.
The lighting is off…
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Enrico:
We don't have any "points" for me to "give" you, but I found your comment "funny". (Twice.)
Well "said", sir.
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He's got a good tan.
According to Wikipedia, Bent’s rap name is “MC Bender”.
God I want that to be so true.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I'm sure Marrrrrcus dahling loves the meaning of his last name in jolly ol' England…
[www.phrases.org.uk]
Picture #3; proof positive that the "pee pee dance" translates to any culture.
Marcus Bent AKA another talentless footballer who wants to be a rapper. How shitty do you have to be to play for Wigan?
BTW i wish i was a premiership player, all i'd do is flaunt my muscular physique on the beach all day too…
atari is right – she ain't that hot (great funbags though)
not that I wouldn't hit her with the force of a thousand jackhammers; I'm just sayin…
She be baking bread in that bikini top.
@ ondadownlow
Hey now, where would we be if we couldn’t laugh at the comedy stylings of Titus Bramble? I shudder to think.
Well they're no Tom and Giselle…
Speaking of him…. you all should totally check out the video (www.davesdetours.com) of this guy crashing the Superbowl press conference. Check out pretty boy, Tom Brady's face when he asked him about the Manning brothers.