Premiership journeyman Marcus Bent and girlfriend Gemma Atkinson both get around — not only has he played for ten clubs over the last 12 years, but he also broke it off with his fiancée to start dating Atkinson. Then they broke up, she hooked up with Cristiano Ronaldo (Pfft, who hasn't?) and Alan Smith, then she and Bent got back together, and the most recent development is they moved in together.
Phew, that's a lot of background info in two poorly constructed sentences. ANYWAY, Marcus and Gemma are presently enjoying a beach vacation, and if you're anything like me, you'll look at these pictures and say, "Oh my God, Marcus's legs are ripped. Are his veins actually popping out of his thighs?" Or I guess you can look at Gemma's body. Whatever, I'm comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to enjoy a muscular man on the beach. You know, just drink in the sight of his toned body and examine his shorts for a hint of his WAIT WHAT?