Atlanta-Miami game that was protested because the Hawks' scorer erroneously attributed an extra foul to O'Neal that resulted in him fouling out, what will the NBA do about the final minute that is scheduled to be replayed on March 8th?
Oh God, it's the long-lost script for Shaq to the Future! Will Shaq play for Miami for one game? Will Marcus Banks and Shawn Marion be allowed to play instead? Should they play with five fouls? AHHH NOBODY KNOWS!!! Al, find out what Ziggy needs Shaq to do! The NBA is breaking free from the laws of Newtonian physics! God save us all!
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Talk about Dark Matter.
If Shaq didn't already weigh 400 pounds, this could get heavy.
Can god make a game so pointless even He cant see it?
Whatever happens, Shaq's version of Johnny B. Goode will be outstanding.
We really need some magic to fix this problem. Know any rapping genies with attitude?
His foul shots will REALLY suck once his hand starts to disappear.
Sorry guys, I really don't see Shaq-Fu fitting in a Delorian.
Marty, it's about your daughter. She marries a black guy.
I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore
/Paging thru my Gray's Sports Alamanac to see who wins.
1.21 jiggawatts? The only thing that could generate that much power is a bolt of lightning…
Hello! McFly!
They could just put a suit on the bench for the Hawks to lose to
Doc! Iif the Heat lose 88 games can they go through time? Championship parade!