ESPN hired Cris Carter to join its team of talking meatheads/NFL "analysts," and the man who got pushed out is none other than penis-photographing, John Clayton-abusing former inept quarterback Sean Salisbury.  Awful Announcing has our requisite quote:

Salisbury: “I want to thank ESPN for 12 great years of talking football on TV and the radio. I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons. I have created a brand and it’s time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others.

So there you have it.  Pretty amicable, right?  Except then he talked to the LA Times.

"I've been liberated. I knew this was coming, but I couldn't be happier. I'd grown tired of being punished for not being an NFL superstar. Analysts who don't work as hard as me, don't prepare as hard as me, and don't have my resume were making more than me just because of their ability to throw or catch a football."

Well, shit.  I was gonna make fun of him, but now I kinda feel like he's a human being with a legitimate beef.  And he photographed that legitimate beef with his cell phone.  Oh SNAP!  I totally went there, sister!